Did you hear the news about the circuit breakers?

It was shocking at first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bioemerl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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You know why the Titanic sank?

The captain was nervous and needed an ice breaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Three friends are going out to eat, one wants to go Thai another wants Mexican.

The third friend is the Thai breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indiankidhs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Pun Request!!!

Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name,Β The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms,Β Breaker of ChainsΒ andΒ Mother of Dragons”. Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllieBallie22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Two men were having a contest..

The Englishman and Cowboy were tied in a contest of who was better, when the crowd decided that, as a tie breaker, they were to perform a live poem and incorporate the words "Hunting" and "Timbuktu."

The Englishman went first:

"The hunting is always grand, When in search of good land. Off in the caravan we pursue, Looking, for Timbuktu."

The crowd went wild, knowing that the cowboy couldn't win the contest, the Englishmans poem was just too good. He smiled as well, and stood aside for the cowboy.

The cowboy paused for a moment as if remembering something, then recited:

"Well it was Tim and I, off huntin we went, When I spied three women in a tent. I motioned to Tim, and he saw them too, Then I bucked one, and Timbuktu."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Got my friend and her boyfriend while deciding what to order for dinner

My friend Sarah and I were tossing up between Indian and Thai. We called her boyfriend Sam to see if he would like takeaway. He can't have shellfish so Thai is a no.

Sarah: "we're trying to decide if we should get Thai or Indian. Do you want take out because if you do, we will get curry but if not, we will get Thai for us."

Me: "you're the tie-breaker."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefaniey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2014
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Construction Project

We're hanging a circuit breaker panel, me and the old Daddio.

Dad: Cut me a scrap of that flooring for a spacer. Three and a half inches thick so I can nail it to this stud.

Me: Sure. How long do you need it?

Dad: Oh... we're probably gonna need it for as long as the house is here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatbeagle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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