What does a blind girl having sex and people discovering the punchline to this joke have in common?

They won’t see it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopTarnekPop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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The good thing about dating a blind girl is

You never have to worry about her seeing anyone else

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Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

Because she couldn't see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massabamian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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My dad sent me this gem today...

I was in bed with a blind girl last night, and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.

I said "You're pulling my leg."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boatfish
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