When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.
So I decided to just cut to the chase.
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.
I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season
Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.
Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.
They reached a settlement.
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?
I was key grip on a film set once, when the guy who yells "action" tripped on a cable and sliced himself open...
It was the director's cut.
When you are watching a cop movie and want to go right to the action scene
I'm gonna cut right to the chase
What do you call an average potato who tells you the play-by-play action in sports?
I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. They rather sought legal action against her.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
In the new live action Aladdin movie the villain is getting a chubby sidekick.
They’ll be called Jafar and Wide.
Have y'all heard about the Jewish action-movie star?
I think his name is Sylvester Shalom
Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.
You know what they say about old habits...
Action words such as give, take, obey and untie are all said the same way.
What is the action of opening a bag of popcorn called?
I'm gonna write a gritty action movie about a mathematician who loses his memory and has to uncover a conspiracy inside the Berlin Academy.
I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"
Why didn't the captain get any action at the port?
He kept his log in his cabin.
A group of vampires overthrew a farm using democratically-elected leaders. Their first course of action was to suck all the chickens dry.
I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.
My uncle went over his handlebars when he wrecked his recumbent bicycle. The fork was bent in the action.
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