Thanksgiving Point Puns

So a little context: fresh sage is really hard to come by around Thanksgiving. The first grocery store we went to didn't have any so we had to go to another. As we were approaching the second store, there was an armored ATM vehicle out front.

"They've really amped up the security on the sage," I smirk pointing to the ATM van.

With the biggest grin on his face, Dad says, "Guess you could call that (••) , ( ••)>⌐■-■ , (⌐■_■) a sage coach."

Don't know if that was clever enough to share, but there you have it. Thanks for reading!

So a dad and his son are setting the table for thanksgiving and the dad taps his sons shoulder and points to the bowl of corn and says " see all those kernels? Someday they'll all be generals."