A list of puns related to "Textuality"
Textual Assault
I have a penpal from Spain I talk to a lot. Today we were chatting on Google Chat in English, and the topic of whether or not sea lions were dangerous came up.
Me: okay google says "sea lion saves man" has 976,000 results
Her: that man has sinked so many times
Edit: Bonus, she continued laughing at her own joke.
Her: hahahahaha
Her: i cant stop laughing
Her: it was so bad joke
Her: hahaha
I had Mr. B for a media class in which we worked on computers. We were working in Photoshop and text design specifically. Well, as everyone knows, you can alter the orientation of text. I was young and dumb, I said aloud that my text was 'bi-curious.' Mr. B came up to me and said
"Do you mean you're bi-textual?"
He quickly apologized.
A little back-story. He's in college while I'm about to finish school.
Him: Haha, you're still in school, kiddo. I'm ANCIENT!
Me: I would totally exploit your ruins!
Him: Wooww, smooth.
Me: I'm so sorry for textually harassing you...
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