[Request] Short Phone Puns

My phone displays a line of text at the top, even when the screen is off. Rather than have it show something boring like my name, I thought a pun would be cool.

Needs to be short. Otherwise, let's get some punny puns r/puns! (sorry)

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📅︎ Dec 26 2016
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