3 Hilarious Tempera Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Sorry I’m late for cinco de Mayo. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?

Room tempera-churros.

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👤︎ u/Discount_Dracula

📅︎ May 08 2020

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What do you call your mother when she takes your temperature?

A ther-mom-eter.

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👤︎ u/Aggrels

📅︎ Nov 13 2016

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What do a bad apple and a rotten tomato have in common?

They're both spherical fruits with poor temperaments. Duh.

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👤︎ u/JamesDavidsonLives

📅︎ Nov 09 2016

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