Sylvan Richardson Puns

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12490.Hip Hop Reader, The (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Tim Strode, Tim Wood

12491.Wu Zhao: China's Only Female Emperor 1st edition N Harry Rothschild

12492.College Culture, Student Success (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Debra J. Anderson

12493.Chican@s in the Conversations (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Elizabeth R. Kessler, Anne Perrin

12494.Education Matters (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Morgan Gresham, Crystal McCage

12495.Legends, Lore, and Lies: A Skeptic's Stance (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Joseph Calabrese

12496.Case Studies in Special Education Law: No Child Left Behind Act and Individuals with Disabilities Education Improvement Act 1st edition Mary Konya Weishaar

12497.Body and Culture (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Greg Lyons

12498.Ethics in the 21st Century (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Mary Alice Trent

12499.Longman Anthology of Detective Fiction, The 1st edition Deane Mansfield-Kelley, Lois Marchino

12500.Language and Prejudice (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Tamara M. Valentine

12501.Guide to Interpersonal Communication (Guide to Business Communication Series) 1st edition Joann Baney

12502.Considering Cultural Difference (A Longman Topics Reader) 1st edition Pauline Uchmanowicz

12503.Transcreation of the Bhagavad Gita 1st edition Ashok Kumar Malhotra

12504.Varieties of Unbelief: From Epicurus to Sartre 1st edition J C. A. Gaskin

12505.Harry S. Truman and the Modern American Presidency (Library of American Biography Series) 1st edition Robert H. Ferrell

12506.John Marshall: Defender of the Constitution 1st edition

12507.Way of Lao Tzu, The 1st edition Wingtsit Chan

12508.Nicomachean Ethics: Aristotle 1st edition Martin Ostwald

12509.Organization 21C: Someday All Organizations Will Lead This Way 1st edition Subir Chowdhury

12510.My iPad 11th edition Gary Rosenzweig

12511.My iPad for Seniors 7th edition Michael Miller

12512.My iPad for Seniors

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

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8041. Business Analysis and Valuation: Using Financial Statements, Text and Cases, 5th Edition: Krishna G. Palepu & Paul M. Healy

8042. 5 Steps to a 5: 500 AP Calculus AB/BC Questions to Know by Test Day, 3rd Edition: Anaxos

8043. Mechanics of Materials, 5th Edition, Solution Manual: Dean Updike

8044. Human Resource Management, 9th Edition: Raymond J. Stone

8045. A Brief Introduction to Criminal Law, 2nd Edition: Philip Carlan & Lisa S. Nored & Ragan A. Downey

8046. A Consumer's Dictionary of Cosmetic Ingredients, 7th Edition: Ruth Winter

8047. A Guide To Evidence-Based Group Work, 1st Edition: Mark J. Macgowan

8048. A Short Guide to Writing about Literature, 12th Edition: Sylvan Barnet & William E. Cain

8049. Accounting for Managers: Interpreting Accounting Information for Decision Making, 5th Edition: Paul M. Collier

8050. Accounting Information Systems, 2nd Edition: Vernon Richardson

8051. Adobe After Effects Classroom in a Book (2020 release), 1st Edition: Lisa Fridsma & Brie Gyncild

8052. Advertising and Promotion, 4th Edition: Chris Hackley & Rungpaka Amy Hackley

8053. American Government: Enduring Principles and Critical Choices, 4th Edition: Marc Landy

8054. American Government: Stories of a Nation: For the AP® Course, 1st Edition: Scott Abernathy & Karen Waples

8055. American Pageant, Volume 2, 16th Edition: David M. Kennedy & Lizabeth Cohen

8056. 21st Century Astronomy: Stars and Galaxies, 6th Edition: Laura Kay & Stacy Palen & George Blumenthal

8057. An Introduction to Franchising, 2012th Edition: Robert Webber

8058. Anatomy: An Essential Textbook, 2nd Edition: Anne M Gilroy

8059. Andreoli and Carpenter's Cecil Essentials of Medicine, 9th Edition: Ivor Benjamin & Robert C. Griggs & J. Gregory Fitz & Edward J Wing

8060. AP U.S. Government & Politics Prep Plus 2019-2020: Kaplan Test Prep

8061. Applied Social Psychology: A Global Perspective: V.K. Kool & Rita Agraw

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

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Please find the list below

3104. Kinematics, Dynamics, and Design of Machinery, 3rd Edition: Kenneth J. Waldron & Gary L. Kinzel & Sunil K. Agrawal

3105. Universe, 10th Edition: Roger Freedman & Robert Geller & William J. Kaufmann

3106. Fundamentals of Nursing - E-Book: Active Learning for Collaborative Practice, 1st Edition: Barbara L Yoost & Lynne R Crawford

3107. Everything's an Argument with Readings, 7th Edition: Andrea A. Lunsford & John J. Ruszkiewicz & Keith Walters

3108. Computer Forensics: Investigating File and Operating Systems, Wireless Networks, and Storage (CHFI), 2nd Edition: EC-Council

3109. Theatre as Human Action: An Introduction to Theatre Arts, 2nd Edition: Thomas S. Hischak

3110. Community Psychology: Linking Individuals and Communities, 3rd Edition: Bret Kloos , Jean Hill , Elizabeth Thomas , Abraham Wandersman and Maurice J. Elias

3111. Pathophysiology of Heart Disease: A Collaborative Project of Medical Students and Faculty, Sixth North American Edition:Leonard S. Lilly

3112. Criminal Justice A Brief Introduction, 12th Edition: Frank Schmalleger

3113. Introduction to Management Science: A Modeling and Case Studies Approach with Spreadsheets, 5th Edition: Frederick S Hillier

3114. Classroom Management That Works: Research-Based Strategies for Every Teacher, 1st Edition: Dr Robert J Marzano & Jana S Marzano & Debra J Pickering

3115. The Six Sigma Handbook, 4th Edition: Thomas Pyzdek & Paul A. Keller

3116. Psychology in Modules, 12th Edition: David G. Myers & C. Nathan DeWall

3117. GOVT, 10th Edition: Edward I. Sidlow & Beth Henschen

3118.GOVT 9 (New, Engaging Titles from 4LTR Press), 9th Edition: Edward I. Sidlow & Beth Henschen

3119. Strategic Management Competitiveness and Globalisation, 6th Asia-Pacific Edition: Dallas Hanson & Michael Hitt & Duane Ireland & Robert E Hoskisson

3120. American Government: Institutions and Policies, 16th Edition: James Q. Wilson

3121. Concise