Men And Women Puns

Right knee, left knee, and a weenie

Because men were born with two heads and women were born with four lips

Worse than the costume idea was the frequent wardrobe malfunctions that came about throughout the evening. Luckily for everyone the couple would manage to get a hold of the situation before things slipped down too far. Though unluckily for everyone, the guy would always end this awkward real-life recurring slapstick segment with the even more awkward dad joke: "what a releaf".

I reply, “fingers, hands, elbows, eyes, nose.”

She said, “interesting that you didn’t say rights.”

I replied, “true, they also have lefts!”

Bi-yourself.

It's not much but it's getting me bi

No, there's a vas deferens

You can say there is a vas deferens.

There's actually a vas deferens.

Period

Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?

Snowballs

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

I guess I’m Bi Den

It's the Pastryarchy.

Genitals

They let bi-Dons be bi-Dons.

Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.

Snowballs

A bi-cycle

Just enough to get Bi

I guess you are Bi-yo'self

A laxative

A Bi-nana 🍌

There's a vas deferens between them.

Snow balls

Snow balls!