At work and my manager was reminding us our deadline to complete our computer-based Internet security class...

A coworker asks, "I'm swamped with work this week— what if I can't get around to it?"

Cutting my manager off I say, "You'll be sleeping with the phishers, see?"

[five second pause—queue collective groan]

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👤︎ u/yessayason
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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Manager dadjoked us in the morning meeting

Context: I work at an aerospace company. There are two airlines that just contacted Us for work cost estimates: Lion Air and TigerAir. Designer: "I'm swamped with this Lion Air quote, I'll have to push Tiger's to tomorrow..." Manager: "Lions, tigers, and Baers, oh my!" (Baer is a private charter airline) He stood in the corner after that as we groaned.

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👤︎ u/lorryguy
📅︎ Apr 12 2016
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