Summing up the current coronavirus pandemic
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︎ Jul 25 2020
3.14 β Todayβs Pi Day. Iota eta sum. Gamma slice, willya?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus
but graphing is where I draw the line
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︎ Apr 17 2021
There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I mean... ;)
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︎ Mar 20 2021
The sum of 10+10 and 11+11 are equal.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
During breakfast, my dad said, βLet me sum up 2020 in one word.β
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Just sum punny grammar.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Did you hear about the guy trying out for editor for the sums series of Math Magazine?
It was an addition edition audition.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
This pretty much sums of every applicant weβve seen at the shop....Nah, hostess
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︎ Aug 29 2020
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
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︎ Jan 01 2021
To sum it all up
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Do you feel like a thing that is borrowed, especially a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It's the little things that count.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I just saw an announcement on TV. Seems thereβs a fortune teller that happens to be a dwarf, wanted by the FBI
To sum it up, thereβs a small medium at large.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I recently gave a large sum of money to a corn farmer
It was a major stalk investment
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︎ Jun 11 2020
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, itβs the little things that count!"
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Not all math puns are terrible, just sum.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Well calculated response
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︎ May 16 2020
Math puns!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Sorry guys , I just lost my Virg-
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︎ Jul 02 2020
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "You are in here a lot, do you think you have a drinking problem?"
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by RenΓ© Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
This sub summed up in a nutshell
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︎ Jul 29 2019
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︎ Mar 18 2019
I like doing multiplications
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︎ Feb 23 2021
This sub summed up in a photo.
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︎ Jun 29 2017
The 90s summed up.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
The 90s summed up !
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99 =945 !!!!!
Ba dum tss!!!
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︎ Jun 07 2019
That about sums it up.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
My Parents Dating Life Summed Up
"Your mum and I went on quite a few dates before we got engaged. I took her out for dinner eight times and went to the cinema once to see Batman.
So, to sum up our dating life it went dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"
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︎ Jan 19 2015
This is a Fibonacci joke.
Its worse than the last two jokes you heard, combined.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I want to open a Chinese food buffet
It will be called "All You Can Eat and Dim Sum"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
man sum
https://preview.redd.it/8g230otkjhn21.jpg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de926f70eae7cbb608cf51f9d39056968f8fbf63
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I've decided to become a math teacher, but I'm only going to teach subtraction.
I just want to make a difference.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
i wonder what's in the box... maybe sum colorful eminems? π€
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︎ Nov 22 2018
This sub summed up in a nutshell
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︎ Aug 20 2018
I canβt understand why my calculator wont work.
It just doesnβt add up.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Donβt worry about him. Heβs just a product of our times.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Last week, my friends and I ate way too much dim sum
We ate sum dim sum and den sum
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︎ Mar 11 2019
How Long is a Chinese name.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Most math puns aren't very funny
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︎ Nov 29 2020
This really sums up the 90's
90 + 91 + 92 + 93 + 94 + 95 + 96 + 97 + 98 + 99 = 945
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︎ Sep 04 2018
Pretty much sums up the 90's.
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945
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