Sudak Bay Puns

Hi everyone,

I've recently gathered some tips for my friend who is going to visit Crimea and I also decided to share them with you. I hope they might be helpful for someone.

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First of all, you’re better of taking a car because of the local undeveloped public network. You can find a car rental at the airport (SIP). In terms of accommodation, you’re best looking for something on Booking.com, but you must turn on the business mode “I’m traveling for work”. Otherwise, you can’t book any room or apartment due to sanctions. Apart from that, I recommend you to change your stay every 2-3 days if you want to visit more fabulous places.

If you are a sea lover, Balaklava (yes, like a Balaclava (clothing), the name comes from their use at the Battle of Balaclava during the Crimean War) is worth visiting with its incredible bay (1-3). I strongly suggest renting a kayak, if you are brave enough, and sail out of the bay, the views will be even better. As an alternative, you can take a boat tour. If you are interested in the Cold war, you have to visit a Naval Museum complex there. It was the top-secret submarine base. If you are also keen on abandoned places such as military bunkers, I know there are several nearby. After Balaklava, you can visit the cliff near the lighthouse on the cape Fiolent (4) and even get down to the sea by wild trail.

The place which is also worth visiting if you have enough time is Tarkhankut peninsula (5-6), which is located on the westernmost part of Crimea, and it is a place with a mesmerizing long sheer cliff. You can take a boat trip there or even try scuba diving. There are lots of undersea caves, grottoes. if you're bold, you can swim through the gigantic 98-meter tunnel (6), which was used by pirates several centuries ago.

I also recommend the southern coast with lots of palaces of Russian emperors, tsars and counts (Livadia Palace, Massandra Palace, Vorontsov Palace, etc.). If you are a mountain lover, It's definitely worth climbing Ai-Petri, there is beauty there, the easiest way is a cable car. In general, it is difficult to lose with any mountain excursions in those parts, I also like Demerdzhi (7-8). One secret tip from me is to go to Crimean Nature Reserve in a sunny day (9-10), you will never regret it, especially if you meet deer. Besides that, I also recommend staying a bit in Novyi Svit with its bunch of capes (11) and the Golitsyn Trail (a mountain trail with beautiful views).

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No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

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Me: nerves building, smile widening

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Edit:

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(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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