A list of puns related to "Submariner"
... a subdued sub dude.
Sub-optimal.
I was amidship man.
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A subwoofer.
whoops wrong sub
Theyβre projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
See? It's going downhill.
Because you're so gnar.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
Oops, wrong sub.
They're subwoofers
He was a subdued sub dude.
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
Whoops, wrong sub.
Deep navy
They taught me periscoping techniques.
This much is plane to sea
He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.
"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."
The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.
"Son I'm changing your postΒ to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."
The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.
"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."
The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.
"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"
The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."
There was nothing in the world he loved more than eyes.
He replies βI know, this sub is full of repostsβ
Heβll sink ye.
He's below c-level
It really took a dive...
You knock on the door.
βͺI hope this will not surface againβ¬
The Salvation Navy
I'm under a lot of pressure
Does that make you a submariner?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
It didn't go down so well.
Whoops wrong sub
Whoops wrong sub
A subwoofer.
He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.
βGo stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope.β
The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.
βSon Iβm changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes.β
The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. Heβs cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.
βListen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters.β
The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.
βHey there,β says the recruit. βis it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I havenβt kept one position for more than 15 minutes!β
The crewman says βOh yeah- this sub is full of reposts.β
He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.
"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."
The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.
"Son I'm changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."
The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.
"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."
The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.
"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"
The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."
It really took a dive...
It really took a dive...
It really took a dive...
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