I saw an old Subaru that was missing a letter B.

I gave it a B-.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?

Ur a bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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When dad died he left me his Subaru.

It was his final Legacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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I used to own a Subaru. I never should’ve gotten rid of it.

I left behind a Legacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asguardia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why haven't we seen companies like Subaru with their safety features talk about their models next year having 2020 vision?

Since all model years are released a year early, they have a chance to start talking about it now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subsum44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I also have a first home grown dad joke! I was driving behind a Subaru yesterday...

It didn't Impreza me much.

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You know the Subaru emblem?

It really is stellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butidontthink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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I got one for you anime nerds

What kind of car would an anime little sister drive? A Nii-san.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blibber3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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My dad saw the Google car...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Burninator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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Our uni teacher didnt know what a girl in our class looked like so he asked what does alexis look like

I said like a subaru but nicer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/symmetra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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transportation related body part puns idea list

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXduyasseneXx
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My Dad and his debut on DadJokes.

So my girlfriend and I got in my dads Subaru and started it up. We paused and noticing everyone smelled something I chimed up. "It smells kinda like miso soup in here." Girlfriend agreed and my dad looked at me puzzled and then changed expressions before saying, "oh yeah, that's my new cologne. It's a rare line of perfume called Me So Sexy."

I wanted to shake my head in shame but I laughed my ass off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDestrus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2016
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I have to park in the alley behind my house

Now I have to park my Subaru outback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semi-flaccid
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