A list of puns related to "Stephen M. Ross"
This is the best result the Miami Dolphins have produced in the 13 years Stephen Ross has owned this team. 6 separate head coaches (equivalent to the total amount of head coaches in Dolphins history prior to Ross buying the team) and 9 separate offensive coordinators.
This guy continues to make one bad decision after another with no apparent end in sight. Ross is the biggest rotten apple in the entire organization.
For those of you who do not know, Stephen M. Ross is a businessman and the owner of the Miami Dolphins. He is a Michigan grad, our business school is named after him, and he has told our school that money will not be a problem when hiring a new coach. He has since become a supporter of Harbaugh to Michigan.
As far as Harbaugh, if he does come to Michigan, it is very probable that he will not stay there forever. In a perfect world, he comes to Ann Arbor and rebuilds the program. We become a serious team again that beats MSU and OSU, competes for the Big Ten Championship, and maybe in a few years, competes for playoff spots. But then what? It would make sense that Harbaugh could go back to the NFL. Unless he's winning Nattys every year, what's the incentive to not go back and compete for a Superbowl ring since he has almost won it in the past? Hell, if he does come to Michigan this year, it could simply be to wait somewhere until a better team than the Raiders or Jets need a coach. Giants, Seahawks, and Patriots will need a new coach within a few years due to their elderly coaches. So it is definitely questionable if Harbaugh will stay at Michigan for a long time.
So where does Stephen M. Ross come back into this? He has vocally supported the building of a new team in LA in the past. He has stated that he would like to see a team there and maybe even build one there himself. The current coaching situation presents a perfect situation for Ross. If Harbaugh goes to Michigan, not only is Ross getting one of the best coaches out of the league that he competes in, but he will also be able to establish a financial and personal relationship with Harbaugh. In a few years time, that relationship could become even more professional if Ross were to build a team in LA. He would need a coach out there. Why not the coach he knows well now at his alma mater? Harbaugh to LA could be a potential move. Or even Harbaugh to Dolphins.
So, should Michigan want a coach that has had this much success in the NFL? The first few years with him could be great, as we will hopefully see our program get rebuilt. But in the long run, the Wolverines could potentially be left in the dust by our coach and possibly one of our biggest donors. We could very well be looking for a new coach again in 5 or 6 years. Therefore, would it not be more stable and beneficial to hire a very good college coach that has already tested the NFL or does not have enough NFL potential than to get a hell
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Here's mine : "How does this happen? We had to win 1 out of the last 2 against divisional rivals who are worse than us and you can't pull it off? What value do you bring to my miami dolphins? why should I even give you a chance to redeem yourself after a collapse like that? I hope you the best of luck in your future endeavors but you both will no longer be apart of this franchise..
Mr. Ross,
Youβre doing it. Fans, analysts, players, and coaches around the league agree. Your decisions have put your vision into action. Miami is on the path to becoming a perennial contender in the AFC and a tough matchup for everyone in the league.
Now it is time to prepare for what comes next: Gritty wins in tight games. The spotlight. Tasty Samoan dubs. Championships. And most importantly, celebration.
Celebration. The light in the darkness for all Phin fans when Greg Camarillo caught that touchdown pass to give the Dolphins one of their most famous wins. Potentially the biggest draw of the city of Miami. The reason why I unknowingly picked my dog up butt first and danced around the room after Gronk didnβt have the angle. Look at the perfect season! Miami was born in the celebration. Molded by it.
The Raiders have announced that they plan to put a night club in the back of their endzone that their players canβt even use to celebrate! We can do better.
So how do we celebrate this new era of success and pay homage to the celebrations that built this fan base and organization? Itβs simple. Let the Phins swim.
This is a request from EVERY DOLPHIN FAN EVER to formally install a giant tank in the back of the endzone for our players to swim in after touchdowns, wins, and any sweet play.
You can put fish in there, maybe some coral or even kelp. No Jellyfish. Diving MUST be allowed and dry towels should always be nearby βThe Splash Zoneβ or the βPhin Fun Areaβ (you can choose either name).
In summation, itβs time to #LetThePhinsSwim.
Sincerely,
Tubbynuggetsmeow and Every Dolphin Fan Ever
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