Better stay away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GooLikeGlue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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Birds generally stay away from team sports

Too many fowls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2022
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What music groups should people stay away from?

String orchestras. Tends to have violins associated with them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond_2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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You should stay away from necromancers..

them giving away things is usually a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Four_King921
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2021
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Why did all the pokemon stay away from Ash?

Because he kept Pik-achooing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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2019: stay away from negative people

2020:stay away from positive people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popcorn_21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Martha had always listened to her parents when they said β€˜stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.

Martha was burning with curiosity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husbus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Stay away from the aggressive pepper salesman...

He’ll get jalapeΓ±o face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offsky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I would stay away from the Soviet Union

There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eireannach0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Son, stay away from girls with an hourglass figure ...

They're a complete waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?

Because they're all de-seas'd animals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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During these uncertain times I prefer to stay away from automobile dealerships.

Before you know it you have car-owner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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You know, you need to stay away from that orange piece of tarmac

He's a bit of a cycle path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Stay away from bear fights

they often turn grizzly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nignoganon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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Why did the chicken stay away from the black hole?

All the Hawking radiation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erioph47
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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If your a heavy lifter at the gym stay away from torches

They're quite light weight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadspaceracoon
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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If you're ever in South Korea, stay away from the dog soup restaurants.

I hear it's full of E. collie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jurassicbond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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My dad tries to stay away from Indianapolis

He says they have a pretty large colt following down there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IANMCC123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subrosian_Smithy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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My daughter wants a long board and I asked her about brand names. She talked about Arbor, Quest and some others. I told her stay away from "star" because it always pulls to the right.

"port is left and starboard is right... get it?? huh? huh??"

"Sadly dad,, I do.."

discussion was by text.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjvlv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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