I'm about to start a band called Alzheimerz.
We're only going to play forgotten songs.
Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.
They were a heavy metal group.
I decided to start a rock band whilst looking for a new job
We're called LinkedIn Park.
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.
We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single “Pump up the Yams.”
Al Gore should start a math rock band.
He could call it Al Gore Rhythms.
I'm looking for some female physicists to start a band
It's gonna be called The Space Girls
I want to start a rap-metal band and sing about Job searching and start ups
We'll call ourselves LinkedIn Park.
Ray Davies wanted to start a new band...
...but I heard he was unable to get the kinks out.
While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.
Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.
In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".
The name will appear as : **Fiiish**
I’m starting a cover band called “paper”
I started a band called 999 Megabytes...
We still havent gotten a gig yet
We started a band and called it “Books”
So no one can judge us by our covers.
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
I started a band called Roommate Wanted.
You might have seen our posters around town.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
Me and my agronomist friends started a new 80s rock cover band
we call ourselves the dire substraits
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
If I started a band called “Ceiling”...
Would that make the people who enjoy my music “Ceiling Fans”?
I got a virus on my computer that starts playing a boy band's hits every time I turn it on, unless I send $50K in cryptocurrency to cyberperps in Russia....
I'm the victim of a Hansenware attack.
My friend called me to say that he’s starting a new Metal band called Spinal Column.
I said, “Can I call you Back?”
I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.
A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?
I started a band but we could never make it to a Gig.
What was the band name? 1023MB.
Did you hear about the Band Director who got fired and started a car towing company?
He called it Stuck Auto.
It was a huge success and he found time to focus on his passion for martial arts founding a new school based on starting slow and building up speed. It's called Crush En Do.
It was most noticeably used by a section of the terrorist organization in the United States Capitol. They're known as the D.C. Al Coda.
My friend recently started a band called duvet.
They neighborhood kids just started a band! They’re calling themselves 924mb.
They’re good, but they don’t have a gig yet.
xmas dinner dad jokes!
Let's compile the greatest, most eye rolling, groan inducing list of xmas themes dad jokes so we can all make our relatives not invite us next year!
I'll start;
Why can't Santa stop delivering presents?
There's a Claus in his contract
What's Santa's favourite metal band?
Sleigher
I started a band called 999 Megabytes.
We still haven’t gotten a gig.
I started a band called “Clitoris”
We haven’t been discovered yet
We started a band and called it "Books"
So no one can judge us by our covers.
I started a band called 999 megabytes
It’s going pretty well but we still haven’t gotten a gig
I started a band called 999 Megabytes....
How’s is going so far?
Still haven’t gotten a gig!
Started a band called 999 megaybtes
We still havent gotten a gig
I started a band called "Blanket"
I'm starting a band called Blanket.
I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...
We’re good but we don’t have a gig yet!
I started a band called 999 megabytes.
We still haven't gotten a gig yet.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
Dad: I started a band, we're called the Geologists.
Because we're a rock band.
I started a band called 999 megabyte
We still haven't gotten a gig.
My friends and I started a band called Duvet !
I started a band called 999 megabytes
We haven't gotten a gig yet.
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