Stanley Kubrick made some interesting movies
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What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do after an argument?

They KISS and makeup

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If the Vegas Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup, no one will ever know

Cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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In high school, Stanley Tucci was the pride of his fencing class

They called him Stanley TouchΓ©

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Did you know that when the Stanley Cup was first made, a series of absurd miscommunications resulted in it being mistakenly engraved with the image of a feline anus?

It was a huge catastrophe.

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Did you hear that Nashville's goaltender got thrown out of an all-you-can-eat pasta buffet during the Stanley Cup?

Turns out Pekka Rinne can wreck a penne...

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Stanley Cuberick
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I had an uncle named Stanley, who was a natural in the moving business.

Stanley worked his way up from nothing in a third world country, saving enough to move to America and support his family. His loyal customer base grew by word of mouth, nobody argued with his results. Finally one day, a customer asked him how he managed to be so good at his work, and he merely responded, "I'm from Pakistan."

ba dum tss

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The Tale of Stanley Shithead

Stanley Shithead was made fun of for his entire life. "Shithead, Shithead, Shithead", his peers in highscool would chant. "Hey Shithead, have you finished your paperwork?", his co-workers would tease.

Stanley had had enough of this. He was going to change his name once and for all!

"Here's your paycheck, Mr. Shithead"

"Please, call me Chris"

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Stanley refused to poop until he got to the summit of mount Everest.

He had the highest Stan turds.

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Stanley Rubric
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Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player.

At his very first practice, he already had the Stanley Cup..

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Who is the greatest film director of all time according to teachers?

Stanley Rubric!

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