A list of puns related to "Stanley"
They KISS and makeup
Cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
They called him Stanley TouchΓ©
It was a huge catastrophe.
Turns out Pekka Rinne can wreck a penne...
Stanley worked his way up from nothing in a third world country, saving enough to move to America and support his family. His loyal customer base grew by word of mouth, nobody argued with his results. Finally one day, a customer asked him how he managed to be so good at his work, and he merely responded, "I'm from Pakistan."
ba dum tss
Stanley Shithead was made fun of for his entire life. "Shithead, Shithead, Shithead", his peers in highscool would chant. "Hey Shithead, have you finished your paperwork?", his co-workers would tease.
Stanley had had enough of this. He was going to change his name once and for all!
"Here's your paycheck, Mr. Shithead"
"Please, call me Chris"
He had the highest Stan turds.
At his very first practice, he already had the Stanley Cup..
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