20 Hilarious Spotify Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Whats the difference between spotify and tinder?

One you hear new singles, the other you see new singles!

And if you really like them you think "album them if I can"

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👤︎ u/Dantr1x

📅︎ Dec 24 2020

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I finally got the Spotify cake. You guys like my posts right?

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👤︎ u/AspiBoi

📅︎ May 30 2020

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Added Never Gonna Give You Up to my Spotify playlist and put it on shuffle. I call it, "Rick Roulette"

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👤︎ u/ChickenNugget6475

📅︎ May 19 2020

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My Spotify playlist is called “$0.45”...

Because it has a 50 cent and a Nickelback.

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👤︎ u/jxu12345

📅︎ Jun 17 2020

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I made a Spotify playlist called Trail Mix

It has music from Peanut, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

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👤︎ u/iFunny_15_T0x1c

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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How is my printer like Spotify?

I gotta pay per jam.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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Spotify: Want a break from the ads?

Me, everytime: Ad-solutely!

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👤︎ u/Alyse3690

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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Jay-Z is back on Spotify

I guess that means his Tidal wave crashed.

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👤︎ u/jerrygergichsmith

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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Thanks Spotify

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👤︎ u/mhm82

📅︎ Jun 29 2018

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I asked my wife to help me pick out some new music on Spotify.

She gave me some sound advice.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum

📅︎ Sep 25 2017

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I can't believe Ellen got her own category of music on Spotify.

I guess she's Ellen De-genre-es now.

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👤︎ u/Jchenx

📅︎ Dec 28 2018

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Bob Seger is finally on Spotify!

I guess they took those old records off the shelf.

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👤︎ u/Pir8Life

📅︎ Jun 23 2017

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My mom dadjoked me over Taylor Swift leaving Spotify

http://imgur.com/gcNcIYP

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👤︎ u/samtasam

📅︎ Nov 05 2014

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Got my friend today, while discussing Spotify

While talking about music not on Spotify

Him:"They don't have De La Soul, and they're a big band." Me:"Yeah, they don't have Cab Calloway either and he's big band too."

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👤︎ u/xHamtaro

📅︎ Feb 02 2015

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I'm not circumcised as I cum from the hood

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👤︎ u/elephantbeepbeeps

📅︎ Sep 21 2018

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Superb Owl

Can’t believe the sky high prices for tickets to see a band at the Hard Rock stadium this weekend! Anyone heard of the “Superb Owl”? Can’t find them on Spotify.

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👤︎ u/Zerospan01

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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What is the favorite music streaming service of optometrists?

eyeTunes

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👤︎ u/Maximilian156

📅︎ Jun 20 2019

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My husband (who is a dad) dad joked me over text message for the first time today.

Me: I turned Pandora off, but it is still playing and I would have to completely close all my school work tabs to shut the stupid thing down. Several songs later, and it still won't go away. ):|

Him: You have opened Pandora's Box.

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👤︎ u/Jenovadark00

📅︎ Sep 25 2014

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I was humming Smash Mouth's "All Star" and someone started to yell at me for getting that song stuck in their head.

All I could think to say was "Hey Now!"

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👤︎ u/Troub313

📅︎ Jan 13 2017

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I made a Spotify playlist called Tree

That's because it's made up of Styx.

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👤︎ u/dank_boy27

📅︎ Sep 10 2019

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