Whats the difference between spotify and tinder?

One you hear new singles, the other you see new singles!

And if you really like them you think "album them if I can"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I finally got the Spotify cake. You guys like my posts right?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Added Never Gonna Give You Up to my Spotify playlist and put it on shuffle. I call it, "Rick Roulette"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenNugget6475
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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My Spotify playlist is called β€œ$0.45”...

Because it has a 50 cent and a Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxu12345
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I made a Spotify playlist called Trail Mix

It has music from Peanut, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFunny_15_T0x1c
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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How is my printer like Spotify?

I gotta pay per jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Spotify: Want a break from the ads?

Me, everytime: Ad-solutely!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alyse3690
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Jay-Z is back on Spotify

I guess that means his Tidal wave crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerrygergichsmith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Thanks Spotify
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhm82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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I asked my wife to help me pick out some new music on Spotify.

She gave me some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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I can't believe Ellen got her own category of music on Spotify.

I guess she's Ellen De-genre-es now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jchenx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Bob Seger is finally on Spotify!

I guess they took those old records off the shelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pir8Life
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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My mom dadjoked me over Taylor Swift leaving Spotify

http://imgur.com/gcNcIYP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samtasam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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Got my friend today, while discussing Spotify

While talking about music not on Spotify

Him:"They don't have De La Soul, and they're a big band." Me:"Yeah, they don't have Cab Calloway either and he's big band too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xHamtaro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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I'm not circumcised as I cum from the hood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elephantbeepbeeps
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Superb Owl

Can’t believe the sky high prices for tickets to see a band at the Hard Rock stadium this weekend! Anyone heard of the β€œSuperb Owl”? Can’t find them on Spotify.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zerospan01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What is the favorite music streaming service of optometrists?

eyeTunes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maximilian156
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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My husband (who is a dad) dad joked me over text message for the first time today.

Me: I turned Pandora off, but it is still playing and I would have to completely close all my school work tabs to shut the stupid thing down. Several songs later, and it still won't go away. ):|

Him: You have opened Pandora's Box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jenovadark00
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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I was humming Smash Mouth's "All Star" and someone started to yell at me for getting that song stuck in their head.

All I could think to say was "Hey Now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troub313
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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I made a Spotify playlist called Tree

That's because it's made up of Styx.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dank_boy27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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