Spill containment Puns

A list of puns related to "Spill containment"

What did the pirate say after spilling his chocolate drink in a container of Bacardi?

Yoo-hoo hoo in a bottle of rum!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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30 years of fatherhood and I think this is his finest dadjoke

I'm getting my lunch ready this morning before I leave for work and as I'm pouring it into a plastic container, I ask my mum what type it is.

"It's potato and leek" she replies

"So if it spills everywhere, you know why"

Cue groans and slapping of foreheads from mum and I

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👤︎ u/Tote_Sport
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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What do you want for lunch today, Rich?

This is an interact I saw today on Facebook between a friend and his dad.

Friend: What do you want for lunch today, Rich? I think I'll go for a piping hot bowl of chicken soup. Oh and if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to spill the entire container all over myself while I'm waiting in line to pay, thank you.

Dad:I guess Lunch was on you.

Ahhhhhhhh!

Friend: GODDAMMIT DAD

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👤︎ u/Jollyollydude
📅︎ Nov 13 2015
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