Pneumatic Bladder Puns

My girlfriend makes jewelry and I would like to get her a sander she's mentioned a few times because she sands everything by hand. Is anyone aware of what a "Pneumatic Drum Sander" or a "Bladder Sander" is? She mentioned something about it being manufactured only out of Chicago? Sorry this is so general. I have no idea what exactly it is and I have failed to find anything elsewhere online that might point me in the right direction. I would like to get her something nice :)

People seem to find this interesting and have questions. I'm not really embarrassed, I also think it's pretty neat.

I was in a bad car accident in 2015. Crushed my pelvis, broke vertibre, TBI, and much more. 4 months in hospital, then years of recovery... Both my lungs had collapsed and it took the jaws of life to get me out. Anyway, I have nerve damage from it, from the waist down. The nerve damage made me incontinent (I couldnt control my bladder), so my urologist offered me the option of the artificial urethra sphincter ( a sphincter is just a circular muscle).

The device has 3 parts, the button, the artificial sphincter, and a reservoir. The button isn't like the remote start for your car, it's not electric, but pneumatic. I squeeze the button and it pushes liquid in the device out of the sphincter into the reservoir, then it automatically refills the sphincter in about 45 seconds. So, I can usually pee with 1 squeeze, but if I really got pee it might take 2 squeezes. The device has 20 year life span so I'll need a new one when I'm 50.

I'll answer some questions I know I'll be asked.

1. Yes, I push the button before I cum. Ejaculating is actually a stronger force than peeing, and a little will come out even if I don't press the button, but I do because I want to get it all out.
2. No I've never let anyone push it for me
3. No you can't push it for me.

Edit: forgot to explain the button is in my testicles. Left side of my left testicle.

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I'm hoping that this question is OK despite being LPA, since this is probably the best nerf subreddit to ask pneumatic-related questions.

jank

Currently I'm having trouble with a magstrike feeding into a bbumb (pull pin tank) as depicted above. (Based on this system by SGnerf: https://modworks.blogspot.com/2011/07/air-tank-blaster-modding-systems.html) The issue is more or less that pull-pin tanks do take a bit of force to activate, and my trigger linkage isn't the best. I've tried fixing it, but I'm struggling somewhat with getting enough leverage and reducing sliding friction on the pink trigger depicted.

I'm trying to figure out alternatives, and I've found a hornet tank and that this switch I bought previously: https://www.ebay.com/itm/112538550073 I think might be 2-position 3-way, albeit with 1 way being vented out. Failing that, I think that I could just salvage a hornet trigger I have to vent the air after the slow-fill valve, which should activate the hornet QEV, if I understand correctly.

Now, hornet tanks are pretty weak in their stock configuration, but I was wondering if it would be safe/viable for me to bump the pressure up by wrapping the magstrike tank in an inner bike tube (16x1.75/2.125 inner tube) to increase the pressure (I understand magstrike bladders run about 50-60 psi, no clue how much that changes with the bike inner tube) and to expand the hornet tank using a scrap maverick ABS plunger I have lying around (bumping roughly 20cc hornet to around 37cc). EDIT: I just realised that plungers aren't pressure rated, not going down that route, what about more bike inner tube for the expansion? If you're wondering why not steel pipe, it's because the SA nerf group is staying away from metal air tanks for public perception reasons, we'd rather err on the side of caution there. The old tank expansions used to be done with PVC, (https://flynerf.blogspot.com/2015/01/homemade-air-blaster.html, http://www.buffdaddynerf.com/2014/07/buzz-bee-air-max-tank-expansion-mod.html) but I understand that PVC isn't really acceptable for modern nerf pneuma

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

I’m going to be as detailed as possible, and I'll probably end up including a lot of information that's unnecessary, but all the obvious stuff has been ruled out, so I want to make sure I don't accidentally avoid giving information that will be helpful.

28 years old

Assigned female at birth, transitioned to male (he/him please)

Caucasian

USA

5’6” 150lbs

Smoke: No cigarettes, occasional marijuana use (less than once a month)

Alcohol: very little, maybe 3 or 4 drinks per year

Other drugs: None

Family History: Mother had Thyroid Disease resulting in thyroid removal. Father had a mild skin cancer that has been resolved. Arthritis runs on both sides, but predominantly mother's. Heart disease and diabetes runs on father's side. Paternal grandfather died of cancer (unsure of what kind, I think it was prostate?) Maternal aunt has severe rheumatoid arthritis. Both of my parents are unreliable informants, so my knowledge of family medical history is spotty at best.

Current Diagnoses (“” around exact wording of test results):

ADD without Hyperactivity

Fibromyalgia

Depression (currently managed via medication and weekly therapy)

Idiopathic Hypersomnia

Degenerative Disc Disease located in L4-L5, L5-S1

“Mild to moderate” Bilateral Foraminal Stenosis in L4-L5

“At least moderate” Bilateral Foraminal Stenosis in L5-S1

“Hyper pneumatization involving the sphenoid sinus.”

“Retention cyst versus polyp involving the right maxillary sinus.”

Current medications:

DULoxetine HCI (Cymbalta) 30mg daily - Depression & Fibromyalgia

Vyvanse 40mg daily - ADD & Idiopathic Hypersomnia

Metoprolol Succinate ER (Toprol) 25mg daily - Rapid Heart Rate

Testopel 150mg implants every 4 months - Hormone Replacement Therapy (first started HRT roughly 3 years ago)

Paragard IUD - Birth Control

Surgical History:

Double Mastectomy for gender transition on February 3rd, 2020.

Follow-up surgical intervention for severe tissue/staph infection in chest wall on February 17th, 2020. Determined to have been caused by the drainage tube used in surgical recovery.

Primary Issues:

Occasional episodes of severe chest pain beginning in 2015 (maybe once every month or so)

Frequent episodes of racing heart resulting in extreme fatigue (anywhere from a few times per week to several times per day)

Frequent episodes of severe vertigo beginning in 2015 (anywhere from once per week or so to once or twice per day)

Chronic Migraines (usually 1 to 2 per month)

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha