I have contacts.
Contract lenses.
Someone who has lost sight of themselves
I wanted to get him contact lenses but they carry a high risk of cat-aracts.
It was a huge spectacle!
Everybody
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
He truly made a spectacle of himself.
Spectacles
A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.
Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.
I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."
Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo
I realised it would make a spectacle
It was quite a spectacle.
"It's quite a spectacle"
You'd just make a spectacle of yourself.
He fell into the vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of himself.
It was a spectacle
More importantly, did you hear about the guy who got his hand caught in one?
It really made quite the spectacle.
I said, “You are making a spectacle of yourself.”
Now that would be some spectacle
They're skeptical spectacles.
It was quite a spectacle
I refuse to make a spectacle of myself
Because they make bad tempered glass.
There once was a man who had a job driving a passenger train between two large towns. It could be a very dull job to some, but as the old saying goes, one man's trash is another's gold; he wanted to be a railroad man since he was a boy.
He was a wiz behind the controls of the train, and commanded the 15 car vehicle effortlessly as if he had been born to do the job. He prided himself on the fact that he could bend the rules and speed through curves and grades that made other motormen shiver and back off.
One day however, he wasn't so lucky and came round a bend too fast and derailed his train. He backed off the throttle and braked as much as he could, managing to only have one fatality out of 500 passengers on his train.
Months later there was a trial and he was found guilty of manslaughter in the highest degree, a capital offence in that land, and sentenced to die by electric chair. Punishment came swift, unlike most places, and 3 days after sentencing the former railroader was asked for his last meal.
"I'll have a banana," "Just a single banana?" said the perplexed guard. "The warden will grant you a feast and all you want is that?"
"Just a single banana." he said.
After he downed the fruit, he was strapped into the electric chair an hour later.... The warden hit the switch, lights flickered, and the crackle of electricity could be heard for over a minute...
...but our train jockey instead rose from the chair looking more like he got a stiff massage, rather than be put to death! Well in that nation, the law of the land states that if a man somehow survives being put to death, they must be set free...
...And so it came to pass that our engineer was let go...
And for whatever reason, he got his job back!
So he was back railroading again doing the job that he loved. You'd think he'd have been more cautious with this second chance he'd been given, but you'd also be wrong. Speedy Gonzales with a train license decided to gun his locomotive to hard and send it off the tracks again!
Of course, this time he was tried for the same crime, but at a different time (his was a fair commonwealth and double indemnity was simply unheard of!) So fair was their nation, that the jury came up with the same judgement and punishment. So three days later, when asked for his last meal, the engineer simply said "I'll have 2 bananas..."
Not less than 60 minutes after consuming the last morsel was he strapped into the chair and the switch thrown... And....
NOTHING.
... keep reading on reddit ➡He really made a spectacle of himself
"Please don't," she begged, "You'll make a spectacle of yourself."
Spectacles
I said 'Why do you keep pretending to throw those at me?'.
He said 'You're right, I am just making a Spectacle of myself'.
Internally I was laughing but I couldn't let him know he got to me...
Her: Where are they I cant find them!! frantically throwing everything around looking for the mysteriously vanishing spectacles
Me: Did you check the bathroom?
Her: YES!! I cant believe this I'm about to lose it!
Me: Aren't they already lost?
Ill be here allllll week!
He put his hand on my shoulder and told me, "it'll be okay. Just don't make a spectacle of yourself."
Thanks, dad.
I really made a spectacle of myself
...made a real spectacle of himself."
I will find you, I have contacts
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
...who fell into his grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
He made a real spectacle of himself.
