Space Man Puns

A list of puns related to "Space Man"

What did the first man on the moon do when he left his boot in outer space!

He Apollogized

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👤︎ u/TheStarryWolf
📅︎ Mar 18 2022
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park in it, man

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👤︎ u/404-error-notfound
📅︎ Feb 11 2022
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NASA Mission Control tells a man that there's been a terrible accident and that his wife has floated off into space

The bewildered man says, "So what's the big deal?!"

NASA Mission Control replies, "Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

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👤︎ u/prototype_X10
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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This woman walked up to me in a bar. She said, "You know what I want? I want a man that can make jokes about space!"

I said, "You'll meteorite man some day."

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Sep 29 2021
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A man at the bar told me he once travelled across space to get a pint

He must have been interstellar

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👤︎ u/eormada
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut

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👤︎ u/hiugo
📅︎ Jul 04 2017
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Do you know what to do when you see a space man?

You park your car, man.

My boyfriend's dad, ladies and gentlemen

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👤︎ u/buttonz97
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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I was doing some research on how to rotate a toilet in a tight space and saw this old man.

https://i.imgur.com/gmTr0p8.png

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👤︎ u/burnsz11
📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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What do you do in Roswell if you see a space, man?

You park in it!

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Sep 08 2021
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What should you do if you see a space man?

Park in it, man!

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👤︎ u/bishslap
📅︎ Aug 19 2021
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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👤︎ u/Goobles75
📅︎ May 27 2021
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What should you do if you see a space man?

Park in it, man.

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👤︎ u/bishslap
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park in it, man!

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👤︎ u/philipnicolazzo
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man

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👤︎ u/RoyTheShip
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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What do you do when you see a space man?

You park your car man.

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👤︎ u/SykoKilla_ii
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you do when you see a space man?

You park man

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👤︎ u/PB_Monk3y
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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What do you do if you see a space man?

You park man.

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👤︎ u/sendnewt_s
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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What do you do if you see a space man?

You should park man.

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👤︎ u/MaxwellSinclair
📅︎ Jul 29 2017
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