Sooner or Later Puns

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

1. Huh Oklahoma seems like an OK move for him.
2. Aw man I hate Oklahoma never thought he would Stoopsolow.
3. Well I guess the news was going to come out Sooner or later.
4. Not surprising I heard multiple reports Lincoln him to the Big 12.
5. I bet Oklahoma fans are Riley happy today.
6. (The obvious one) this move really Hirts Alabama’s title chances this year.

My wife keep telling me to stop doing my flamingo impression...sooner or later I'm going to have to put my foot down.

A friend of mine had a teacher in high school that, like many others, would write notes on the overhead or the whiteboard and, like many others, would end up standing in in the way of the text sooner or later.

If a student would ask "Mr. ____, can you move?" implying that they need him to move out of the way of their view of the text, he'd reply "Yes, I can!" and jump up and down in place, flailing his arms.