Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
Why was Ivan Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied
What kinda soft drink do they drink in the Florida Panhandle
What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?
We can't decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery
It's an infantile problem
The man working the bar tonight was real soft.
Which US state is famous for its extra small soft drinks?
A man told me that throwing my drinks at him wouldn't hurt because I only drink soft drinks. But he was laid out when I threw a can of Arizona.
I guess he didn't expect a my tea throw.
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
My wife's handbag is sorely in need of replacement. I offered to get her a new soft leather one, but she declined.
I guess she's not easily purse-sueded.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella...
My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...
He makes cultured pearls.
I had to quit my last job, all I did was test soft drinks
My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss
But I'm not so easily suede
Hard pour corn vs soft pour corn
Where were small soft drinks invented?
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out soft and dripping wet?
I used to work for a soft drink can crusher.
My son threw a soda at my head today: So I told him I’m lucky it was a soft drink!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
Which soft rock legend stole my password?
These jokes feel a little [Micro]soft... (From r/FortNiteBR with OP: u/J3tGames)
At a pool party I threw a soft rubber ball that ended up bouncing off my friends head, then off my daughters head then out of the pool.
My daughter asked "what was that?"
So I told her, 'that's what you call a double header'
I crush soft drink cans for a living
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
It's conditioned!
My dad just told me this one
Batman has always had a soft spot for Mr. Freeze.
He thought he looked cool.
If soft drinks came long, thin, wooden tubes, it would be fantastick.
I'm very soft spoken. (don't take seriously)
The people who don't like me are hard of hearing.
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82...
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
I've always wanted an ocean of orange soft drink.
I guess you could say it's my fanta-sea.
Where are tiny soft drinks produced?
Had new soft close cupboard doors installed and realised how chaste they are
Because you can't bang them.
I told my hair to be soft.
It said “sure, but only on one condition”.
I went to the Upper Midwest and I could not find a place to buy a large soft drink.
What state has the smallest soft drinks?
Minnesota.
This is seriously my dads favorite joke to tell servers when we are out. It drives my step mom up the wall.
There was a man protesting the sale of tall ladders by climbing one over 15’ and acting like he slipped and fell, landing in a bush that was secretly a soft-landing pad.
It was a anti-climb antic.
Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?
I have a soft spot for bruised fruit.
The mayor of Saint Paul passed a law banning large soft drinks.
Now if you want one you have to get a Minnesota
A man and his wife went mattress shopping. He wanted a soft mattress, but she didn't.
No matter what he said, she was going to stand firm
Why was the ewok so soft-spoken?
He was using his Endor voice.
What do you call a connection between two soft drinks?
Have you heard the people who pronounce 'Pangea' with a hard 'g' instead of the soft one?
For the confused, I'm talking about consonantal drift.
What is soft and furry, says Meow, and is filled with cement?
The answer is a kitty cat. I just put the cement in to make it hard.
Playing soft in band isn't really my forte.
You can live without soft water
How does an adult film star keep her skin smooth and soft?
Why was the farmer in the mood for some 80's soft rock?
Soft taco
Long ago in a Taco Bell far, far away...
Cute Girl Behind Counter: Here's your order.
Me: (noticing a soft taco on the tray) I wanted a hard taco.
Girl: (uncertain what to do)
Dad: Try rubbing it a little. Usually works for me.
(sigh)
What do you call a soft metal?
I would like to fill the entire ocean with Soft drinks
But that would just be Fanta-sy
What do you call a small soft drink from the north?
What do you call a soft drink readying for the apocalypse?
Can anyone give me an example of a "soft tissue"?
A few years ago, I was in Radiography School with the Army. During our Basic Medical Orientation class, our instructer asked my class to give an example of a soft tissue.
I replied, "I can name two; Charmin and Puffs!"
I spent the remainder of class in the "Front Leaning Rest" position. Well worth it
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Why was Pavlov's hair soft?
Because he conditioned it
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it!
Why Was Pavlovs hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it
Why was Dr. Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why did Pavlov have such soft hair?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?
What do you call the soft tissue lining the area between a sharks teeth?
Which state has the smallest soft drinks?
What state has the smallest soft drinks?
What state has the smallest soft drinks?
Minisoda
*I did not come up with this.
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