Six flags over Texas Puns

A list of puns related to "Six flags over Texas"

Roller coaster joke

So yesterday I'm at Six Flags over Texas and was in my seat ready for the ride to begin. An employee comes over to my seat and says "hands up" so he can check everything. This is when I say "I surrender!"

I was very proud of this and continued to say it on every ride.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/unounoseis
📅︎ Nov 23 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.