My Grandpa grew up in a sketchy neighborhood in Sicily.

It was in the spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.

It's called Pasta Way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayanR666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I told the doctor I was worried I was turning into an Italian island...

He said β€œdon’t be Sicily!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pidderz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...

I said don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matimo123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.

Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eran-of-Arcadia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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My Western Civ teacher pulled out this one

We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.

Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?

Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wherewasmybrain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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history prof just dad joked us

Prof: rome and carthage break out into war primarily over sicily, it was a great foothold for them! (italy looks like a boot)

he laughed and looked to all of us to laugh and witnessed my cringe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frederickdiggory
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy

I said dont be Sicily

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRHMUK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...

...I said "don't be Sicily"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_John_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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*Going to a fancy dress party*

Wife: "What are you going as?"

Me: "I'm going as an island off the coast of Italy"

Wife: "Don't be sicily"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theatreofmemes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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