What do you call a bird that can’t eat pork?
Crow-sher
What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
"Sher-man"
what did ernie say to bert...
What was Ernie's response to Bert when asked if he would like some ice cream?
Sher-bert! has to be said with ernie voice for full effect
I've had grown men steal this joke from me and claim it as their own..
My first dad joke.
Girl: "I need some ice cream."
Me: "We have some sherbert, I'm pretty sher... bert."
