A pun for my final protect title

Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?

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📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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I have a half-sister.

Shark attacks are brutal.

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👤︎ u/youessbee
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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Double Dad Joke at the Dinner table

So I was having dinner with my Wife's family and her niece is telling us about a shark attack she heard about.

Her, "It bit off his arm and swam away!"

Her Dad, "Well at least the guys 'armless now."

Me, "I just hope it was his left arm. Then he'd be all-right."

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👤︎ u/SirJefferE
📅︎ Mar 07 2014
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