my mom came to visit me and asked me why I kept staring in front of the mirror

Told her I've been watching my figure for a while now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minat0_119
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2023
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What do you call a coin that’s in peril?

A dime-sel in distress!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call salt on the floor of a French prison?

Fleur de sel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jon1nelsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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