Chaussee Puns

My boss ordered to me to go to Hubo Molenbeek to pick up an order he did online. So I put on my google maps on and traveled by public transport. I stopped at Gare de l'Ouest and started to walk towards Hubo, and there I was shocked by the volume of trash on the sidewalk. Once in Hubo I took the order and took a different route to go to Aldi. Also in the parking near Aldi was a corner full of trash. And going home in the metro station you can spot a lot of trash outside the glass.

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For those who don't know, Mark was the guitarist for Manson on the "Against All Gods" tour in 2004-2005. He wasn't considered a good guitarist for the band and is definitely obscure. Anyone know what became of him after he was replace by Tim Skold?

Genauer w1 einkaufszentrum. war eben da einkaufen und wir mussten das Gebäude verlassen.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

OK, one thing I’ve noticed in the second season: the further they get from the books, the more sense the show makes. While Sapkowski’s stories are mostly fucked up royally, the original content looks… more or less watchable.

I hadn’t a clue why that happened until I watched “A Grain of Truth” and noticed how accents were shifted. In the original story, Nivellen redeemed himself, killing his one true love, who happened to be a people-eating monster. In the series, he did the same, but only dug himself deeper into despair and damnation. Authors clearly stated that his sin — rape — was irredeemable, and he was still a monster all those years, knowingly forbearing Vereena’s murders.

And this shift of accents clearly said to me: Calvin.

And I started to think: maybe, this is not stupidity or laziness, as I thought at first. Maybe it is a massive cultural and, I’m not afraid to say it, religious gap? I looked into Hissrich’s page on the Wiki, and hola! “She was raised in Westerville, Ohio, and graduated from Wittenberg University in Springfield, Ohio”!

I don’t want to say that Hissrich or Sapkowski are particularly religious. This is not about conscious religiosity, this is about their cultural and social backgrounds. Sapkovski is Pole, or, speaking wider, European. The history of his country is rather long, and, well, complicated and intervened with other countries’ histories. Being Ukrainian, I share a part of that history, because Ukraine was a part of The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth for a while, and then it was torn apart between Russian Empire, Austro-Hungarian Empire, and the Prussian kingdom along with Poland. And Western Ukraine was under Polish hand up to 1939, and guess who Sapkowski depicted as Skoya’taels? Our granddads, Ukrainian freedom fighters. Or terrorists. Depends on point of view. As I said, complicated. Commonwealth was a large country, multilingual and multinational, and multireligious. To say that minorities were oppressed would be… an oversimplification. Like, Orthodox Christians were oppressed by Catholics, but hey, they were far from being a minority. Ukrainian, Belarus, and Lithuanian nobles were closer to Polish nobles than to the people of their nations. Some of them were Orthodox, some of them even Protestants, but they had voices in Seim and could use the right of Liberum Veto. And, despite that the king and most of his nobles were hard’n’heavy Catholics, they’d kicked the Inquisition out of Poland and didn’t do any wit

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Hi reddit! Recently I’ve been given a letter by an elderly neighbour which was dated around June 1918. The letter was written during the German occupation of France in WW1, and is written entirely in cursive french. I’m half Seychellois and am quite good with french, but not fluent, so I am asking vous all for assistance with translating. The letter is very very old and has some tears, so for letters which are unintelligible I have written a _ sign to show this. I apologise for any typos made, as the cursive font the letter is written in is very hard for me to read, but I appreciate any help given:

Le 26 Juin, 1918. __on chez monsieur Perlie.

Q__ant été voir Madame Poulain a Flers, c'est has fou intermediaire que fai votre adresse et je me fais un sensible filausin de vous ecur ces quelques mots. Qui dites vous de notre chez Poeou, jamais je n'aurai heuse de le quitter un four, et nous voila a nouveau réfugiés, heureux quand même d'eu être sortis lain et leuf. Madame vous a fait doute dit, ce que j'étais fassé a Pocou, Jamais je n'ai vu chose filies terrible. et c'est avec l'aide de dieu que vous donnes sortis de cet enfer, enfin nous sommes hunure quand même d'avoir encore la vie. Comment va votre sante, j'espere que vous êtes en bonne voie de retablessement. De mon côte ma petite yfamille je horte toujours dieu, surtout mon petit garcon que vous n'avez hareu l'_ouneur de conanaitre il a un et c'est deja un fou petit _eigand. Je suis attache au bureau des Ponts et Chaussees, Poccte militaires a peznes eu C___as et j'habite Bailleul les Pennez ou je suis tres bien, mais ca ne vaut pas. Pocou, mui__es que ce n'etait pas mon village. Quand doue verras tout la fin de cette maudite guerre qui'a fait touffin tand de monde. Ce qui m'inquiéte beacoup en ce moment, c'est que je n'ai filus de nouvelles de mon filus feucie frere depuis filus d'un mois, c'est a due depuis la bataille de le Guine. Serait il finisnonccei, c'est le fressentiment que j'ai, car beacoup de camarade, de fou regiment le sout. Marie je point a moi et nous vous finious vivement le boufous, et nous vous finesentous notre meilleur jouvenire. Co_d_ale hoignce de main. En espérant de nous revoir endes temps meilleiurs.

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Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms