A list of puns related to "Seinfeld"
Whatβs the deal with that?
She left a note saying "I'm leaving tonight for a new life"
The two of them try to track her down, but all efforts fail to find exactly where she is. They search all of the Americas, Europe, Asia, Antarctica, and Australia with no luck, so they ask Toto to help out.
Eventually, using process of elimination, Toto says to Seinfeld and Kramer, "I guess Elaine's down in Africa."
EDIT: Added bits to clarify and help set up the joke. I thought of it this morning after 1.5 hours of sleep so it wasn't well-written at all.
He was having trouble with his observational comedy.
You just boil the hell out of it.
Heβs a natural web developer
Turns out tomorrow is sadder day.
-Is that so? And whatβs the problem? -The ugly one is winning
To make sure he'd never run out of pics.
My dad was a math teacher and thinks he's Seinfeld.
She had left the room and I moved her wine glass to make room for folding laundry. She returned and asked, "Where'd my glass go?" So I gave my slyest wink and said, "Scotland?" ...She thought that was so hilarious and awesome she *showered me with sweet love late into the night. *(or she groaned and rolled her eyes and we folded laundry while watching Seinfeld reruns)
Dad: How do you make Holy water?
Me: Idk... How?
Dad: You boil the hell out of it
Me: ...
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