Satellite radio Puns

At first I thought she was kidding, but apparently she's sirius.

It’s a Sirius problem.

His response was "Well what if I want to listen to comedy?"

I guess you could say things are getting pretty sirius.

In a rental car full of people, the satellite radio has a cute doggo as an icon and one of my party asked what it was and I said it controls the sub woofers... Nobody laughed

Every time my 81-year-old dad loses his satellite radio signal in his car, he waves his fist in the air and shouts "PUTIN STRIKES!"

I showed him the picture of Rootin Tootin Putin and now he wants it on a t-shirt with that assertion as a caption.

My girl friend's Sirius satellite radio subscription ran out and she hasn't renewed it yet.

Her: I'm going to die with out my Sirius! I hate the regular radio

Me: Siriusly?

Her: ಠ_ಠ

Via text message

Listening to the Notre Dame football game on XM; turns out it was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.

I said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"

My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"

My cousin shows up for Christmas dinner:

"I brought some SERIOUS eggnog"

Dad: "Do I need my satellite radio to drink it?"

Just told my Dad I was serious about getting to brunch on time.

He responds with, Hi Sirius, I'm XM.

(both were satellite radio companies) Ughhhh