>aishwarya rai seems to be the delicate bone of contention between hot-blooded salman khan and hotmail sabeer bhatia. and the heat is not helping them warm up to each other. sabeer has publicly proclaimed that he likes aishwarya, and salman has heard about it too. at this party on thursday, salman greeted his rival with a sardonic grin and said, "so you're the guy who wants to marry ash?" sabeer, who was with simi garewal, didn't know where to look and mumbled something about how it was only a media-fuelled thing. to which salman responded, "she's a very nice girl." that was not all. later, when sabeer posed with a lady for a pic, salman barged in. he also put his arm around the lady and while posing for the picture 'accidentally' stubbed his cigarette on sabeer's hand. when sabeer who had just burnt his fingers brushed it off, salman said, ever so sweetly, "oops. finally, you've got 'ash' on your hands." now that's a witty one from the shorty, naughty khan.
Link to the article : https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/bangalore-times/Sabeer-Bhatias-got-Ash-on-his-hands/articleshow/1844496131.cms
The story goes that Sabeer walks to Salman and says how's Ash. Salman was smoking so he tips smoke Ash on his hand and says there's Ash.
Around that time Salman also beat up Ranbir in a party. That's when Sanju came to his rescue and said Ranbir was Chintu/ Rishis son and helped him. Apparently nobody remembers this anymore.
Salman also slapped Subash Ghai, had a tiff with Saif Ali recently and also had an issue with Shahid.
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The Lean Startup By Erick Reis
The Book’s Main Idea
The book’s main goal is to help readers avoid the number one mistake that makes start-ups fail i.e. launching a product or a service without the entrepreneur knowing who the product’s customer is and what those customers really want.
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The Lean Start-up focuses on teaching readers how to better their start-up businesses by exposing them to a new way of thinking that is able to mitigate their risk going forward which automatically increases their likelihood of finding a product that sticks. The book does that through introducing the readers to a systematic and scientific method that enables them to get all the information they need to make fast and decisive decisions when starting a business.
“The ability to learn faster from customers is the essential competitive advantage that start-ups must possess”’ Erick Reis
A Look at the Main Topics Discussed In the Book
Here is a taste of
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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- crush it!
- delivering happiness
- the personal mba
- the $100 startup
- zero to one
- grit
- the compound effect
- the prince
- the slight edge
- meditations
- who moved my cheese?
- the one thing
- the 6 pillars of self esttem
- 7 habits of highly effective people
- secrets of the millionaire mind
- thinking fast and slow
- the power of positive thinking
- think and grow rich
- how to win friends and influence people
- rich dad poor dad
- the subtle art of not giving a fuck
- models by mark manson
- the power of now
- 12 rules for life by jordan peterson
- the 10x rule
- the inside out revolution
- man's search for meaning
- how to stop worrying and start living
- millionaire fastlane.
- and some others...
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The Lean Startup By Erick Reis
The Book’s Main Idea
The book’s main goal is to help readers avoid the number one mistake that makes start-ups fail i.e. launching a product or a service without the entrepreneur knowing who the product’s customer is and what those customers really want.
To quote the author:
“Success is not delivering a feature; success is learning how to solve the customer’s problem” Erick Reis
You can get this book for free with a trial of audible using the link in the description of this video. Subscribe and turn on the notification bell so you don't miss any future summaries.
The Lean Start-up focuses on teaching readers how to better their start-up businesses by exposing them to a new way of thinking that is able to mitigate their risk going forward which automatically increases their likelihood of finding a product that sticks. The book does that through introducing the readers to a systematic and scientific method that enables them to get all the information they need to make fast and decisive decisions when starting a business.
“The ability to learn faster from customers is the essential competitive advantage that start-ups must possess”’ Erick Reis
A Look at the Main Topics Discussed In the Book
Here is a taste of
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Summary of the Lean Startup By Erick Reis
About The Author
Other than being the author of, ‘The Lean Start-up’, Erick Reis, an American entrepreneur and a blogger, is also the author of ‘The Start-up way’, a book that talks about modern entrepreneurial management.
The Book’s Main Idea
The book’s main goal is to help readers avoid the number one mistake that makes start-ups fail i.e. launching a product or a service without the entrepreneur knowing who the product’s customer is and what those customers really want.
To quote the author:
“Success is not delivering a feature; success is learning how to solve the customer’s problem” Erick Reis
The Lean Start-up focuses on teaching readers how to better their start-up businesses by exposing them to a new way of thinking that is able to mitigate their risk going forward which automatically increases their likelihood of finding a product that sticks. The book does that through introducing the readers to a systematic and scientific method that enables them to get all the information they need to make fast and decisive decisions when starting a business.
“The ability to learn faster from customers is the essential competitive advantage that start-ups must possess”’ Erick Reis
A Look at the Main Topics Discussed In the Book
Here is a taste of what to expect from the three phrases of the book.
First phase: VISION
In the book, Reis, through his experience, explains why start-ups fail. He tries to make readers understand that the battle for a successful start-up is first lost in the vision where entrepreneurs follow a conventional approach of starting a business; which dictates that immediately they get an idea and it has been approved by either their friends or family, the idea becomes legit and ready to be launched in the market.
According to the Lean Start-up, the conventional approach is wrong because it makes entrepreneurs launch start-ups based on untested assumptions, which increase the possibility of them crea
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Summary of the Lean Startup By Erick Reis
About The Author
Other than being the author of, ‘The Lean Start-up’, Erick Reis, an American entrepreneur and a blogger, is also the author of ‘The Start-up way’, a book that talks about modern entrepreneurial management.
The Book’s Main Idea
The book’s main goal is to help readers avoid the number one mistake that makes start-ups fail i.e. launching a product or a service without the entrepreneur knowing who the product’s customer is and what those customers really want.
To quote the author:
“Success is not delivering a feature; success is learning how to solve the customer’s problem” Erick Reis
The Lean Start-up focuses on teaching readers how to better their start-up businesses by exposing them to a new way of thinking that is able to mitigate their risk going forward which automatically increases their likelihood of finding a product that sticks. The book does that through introducing the readers to a systematic and scientific method that enables them to get all the information they need to make fast and decisive decisions when starting a business.
“The ability to learn faster from customers is the essential competitive advantage that start-ups must possess”’ Erick Reis
A Look at the Main Topics Discussed In the Book
Here is a taste of what to expect from the three phrases of the book.
First phase: VISION
In the book, Reis, through his experience, explains why start-ups fail. He tries to make readers understand that the battle for a successful start-up is first lost in the vision where entrepreneurs follow a conventional approach of starting a business; which dictates that immediately they get an idea and it has been approved by either their friends or family, the idea becomes legit and ready to be launched in the market.
According to the Lean Start-up, the conventional approach is wrong because it makes entrepreneurs launch start-ups based on untested assumptions, which increase the possibility of them creating a perfect product that nobody wants.
Reis says that the first goal of a start-up is to figure out the right thing to build, the thing
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