Caller Charlie has had it with Phil and is off to listen to the Rusty Humpries show...July 22 2005. Caller Charlie Rusty Humphries
2021 Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals
Schedule of Play
Friday November 26
First Round
Afternoon Session (1245 GMT)
Main Stage
Ryan Searle v Simon Whitlock
Krzysztof Ratajski v Ron Meulenkamp
Michael Smith v William Borland
Joe Cullen v Andy Boulton
Dimitri Van den Bergh v Madars Razma
James Wade v Ricky Evans
Nathan Aspinall v Jeff Smith
Adrian Lewis v Kim Huybrechts
Stage Two
Scott Mitchell v Martijn Kleermaker
Ryan Joyce v Luke Woodhouse
Martin Schindler v Ian White
Mervyn King v Darius Labanauskas
Brendan Dolan v Chas Barstow
Ross Smith v Rusty-Jake Rodriguez
Danny Noppert v Rowby-John Rodriguez
Gabriel Clemens v Steve Beaton
Evening Session (1900 GMT)
Main Stage
Stephen Bunting v Gary Anderson
Raymond van Barneveld v Maik Kuivenhoven
Rob Cross v Jermaine Wattimena
Jose de Sousa v Devon Petersen
Gerwyn Price v Jason Lowe
Michael van Gerwen v Kevin Doets
Peter Wright v Keane Barry
Jonny Clayton v Alan Tabern
Stage Two
Vincent van der Voort v Jelle Klaasen
Daryl Gurney v Alan Soutar
Damon Heta v Steve Lennon
Callan Rydz v Mensur Suljovic
Dirk van Duijvenbode v Ryan Meikle
Luke Humphries v Jason Heaver
Chris Dobey v William O'Connor
Dave Chisnall v Ritchie Edhouse
2021 Cazoo Grand Slam of Darts
Schedule of Play
Sunday November 14
Afternoon Session (1300 GMT)
8x Group Matches
Martin Schindler v Nathan Rafferty (A)
Mervyn King v Rusty Jake Rodriguez (B)
James Wade v Boris Krcmar (C)
Chris Dobey v Stephen Bunting (D)
Ryan Joyce v Rowby-John Rodriguez (D)
Rob Cross v Jim Williams (C)
Gerwyn Price v Krzysztof Ratajski (A)
Jonny Clayton v Bradley Brooks (B)
Evening Session (1900 GMT)
8x Group Matches
Luke Humphries v Matt Campbell (F)
Raymond van Barneveld v Joe Davis (H)
John Henderson v Lisa Ashton (G)
Mike De Decker v Fallon Sherrock (E)
Jose de Sousa v Mensur Suljovic (F)
Gary Anderson v Michael Smith (H)
Peter Wright v Gabriel Clemens (E)
Michael van Gerwen v Joe Cullen (G)
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Prediction Series picks and breakdown
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Period: 2234.25 days
| Submissions | Comments | |
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| Total | 1000 | 42947 |
| Rate (per day) | 0.45 | 19.22 |
| Unique Redditors | 509 | 7961 |
| Combined Score | 416669 | 527920 |
###Top Submitters' Top Submissions
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Grateful to this man for proving me (and many others) wrong. What a fantastic start to your time here Kyler, here’s to many more successful seasons. (542 points, 36 comments)
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Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Nothing, it just waved
2021 Cazoo Grand Slam of Darts
Schedule of Play
Saturday November 13
Afternoon Session (1300 GMT)
8x Group Matches
Stephen Bunting v Ryan Joyce (D)
Krzysztof Ratajski v Martin Schindler (A)
Mervyn King v Bradley Brooks (B)
James Wade v Jim Williams (C)
Rob Cross v Boris Krcmar (C)
Jonny Clayton v Rusty-Jake Rodriguez (B)
Gerwyn Price v Nathan Rafferty (A)
Chris Dobey v Rowby-John Rodriguez (D)
Evening Session (1900 GMT)
8x Group Matches
Gabriel Clemens v Mike De Decker (E)
Jose de Sousa v Matt Campbell (F)
Luke Humphries v Mensur Suljovic (F)
Gary Anderson v Joe Davis (H)
Michael van Gerwen v Lisa Ashton (G)
Joe Cullen v John Henderson (G)
Peter Wright v Fallon Sherrock (E)
Michael Smith v Raymond van Barneveld (H)
The tournament will be broadcast live on Sky Sports, as well as through the PDC's international broadcast partners including DAZN and RTL7, and through PDCTV for Rest of the World Subscribers.
Gerwyn Price v Richie Edhouse/Lihao Wen
Kim Huybrechts v Steve Beaton/Fallon Sherrock
Stephen Bunting v Ross Smith/Jeff Smith
Dirk van Duijvenbode v Jermaine Wattimena/Boris Koltsov
Jonny Clayton v Keane Barry/Royden Lam
Gabriel Clemens v Lewy Williams/Toyokazu Shibata
Michael Smith v Ron Meulenkamp/Lisa Ashton
Glen Durrant v Willie O'Connor/Danny Lauby
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James Wade v Maik Kuivenhoven/Ky Smith
Vincent van der Voort v Adam Hunt/Boris Krcmar
Joe Cullen v Ted Evetts/Jim Williams
Simon Whitlock v Marijn Kleermaker/John Michael
Dimitri van den Bergh v Florian Hempel/Marin Schindler
Devon Petersen v Jamie Hughes/Raymond Smith
Krzysztof Ratajski v Steve Lennon/Madars Razma
Mervyn King v Ryan Joyce/Roman Benecky
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Peter Wright v Ryan Meikle/Favian Schmutzler
Damon Heta v Luke Woodhouse/James Wilson
Ryan Searle v William Borland/Bradley Brooks
Danny Noppert v Jason Heaver/Juan Francisco Rodriguez
Jose de Sousa v Jason Lowe/Daniel Larsson
Mensur Suljovic v Alan Soutar/Diogo Portela
Nathan Aspinall v Joe Murnan/Paul Lim
Brendan Dolan v Callan Rydz/Yuki Yamada
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Michael van Gerwen v Chas Barstow/John Norman Jnr
Chris Dobey v Ben Robb/Rusty-Jake Rodriguez
Dave Chisnall vs Darius Labanauskas/Charles Losper
Luke Humphries v Rowby-John Rodriguez/Nick Kenny
Gary Anderson v Adrian Lewis/Matt Campbell
Ian White v Scott Mitchell/Chris Landman
Rob Cross v Raymond van Barneveld/Lawrence Ilagan
Daryl Gurney v Ricky Evans/Nitin Kumar
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
There hasn't been a post all year!
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
