Rottweil Puns

A list of puns related to "Rottweil"

I took my Rottweiler into the vet for a checkup

The vet picked him up, looked around and said "I'm going to have to put him down"

"Why!" I exclaimed

"Because he's too heavy" said the vet.

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👤︎ u/sewerfr0g
📅︎ Oct 22 2021
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What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a mother in law

Lipstick

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👤︎ u/The_Fox1984
📅︎ May 12 2021
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A man brings his Rottweiler into the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed is there anything you can do for him?”

“Well,” the vet says, “Let’s have a look at him.” The vet picks up the dog and looks into his eyes. After a few second the he says, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to put him down.”

The shocked owner replies, “what?! Because he’s cross-eyed?!”

“No, because he’s heavy.”

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👤︎ u/blueholeload
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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What do you get when you cross a Rabbit with a Rottweiler?

Just the Rottweiler.

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A mean pit bull.

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👤︎ u/gary6043
📅︎ Nov 29 2021
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While watching Christmas Vacation

Every Christmas Eve we all watch Christmas Vacation, basically our tradition. For those of you that don't know the movie, the one cousin, Eddy, has a rottweiler with a sinus condition so he has mucus all over. When they bring out the dog my dad says to my little brother, "Do you know what kind of dog that is? It's a snotweiler!" He laughed for a good 10 minutes.

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👤︎ u/dmatt1024
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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