A man brought home a new puppy...

He wanted to show her off, so he invited his friend over. They were playing with the puppy for a while, having a good time.

His friend asked, "What's her name?"

The man was drawing a blank. He couldn't remember his puppies name if his life depended on it.

"What's that flower called? The one that's real pretty and has thorns all over it?" He asked his friend.

"A rose?"

"Yeah, that's it." The man looked over at his wife and asked, "Hey Rose, what's the name of our puppy?"

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📅︎ Nov 08 2021
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