Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...

He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:

"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."

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Why can't Superman ever drive to the top level of the parking garage?

Because he always stays in the Lois Lane

Kill me pls

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What is Superman's favorite street?

Lois Lane

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Superman Mystery Solved

Clark kent loves women that have β€œL” names: Lois Lane, Lana Lang, etc. It must be because he’s from the House of β€œEl.”

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