Wife: "Who's the new Batman?" | Me: "Robert Pattinson"

Wife: "So vampires do turn into bats."

(I have no idea if she heard this elsewhere, but I def laughed at breakfast.)

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Robert Pattinson is the worst vampire ever

He took 14 years to turn into a bat

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