A list of puns related to "Return of the Ewok"
It was a Wookiee mistake.
“The tree’s okay but you could spruce it up a bit.”
“Remember the end of Return of the Jedi when they were Ewoking around the Christmas tree?”
“But wait, there’s myrrh!”
“You should tie your shoes!” “I don’t want to end up on the knotty list.”
“Sorry I’m so late. My car broke down and I had to get a mistletow.”
“Did you get coal today? The holidays soot you.”
“Why are you down? Do you have resting Grinch face?”
“What do you mean you don’t like my jokes? When I told them to Santa they sleighed him.”
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