Because all the other good ones Argon.
They utilized cottage cheese cottage keys….
When she laughs too much, milk comes out her nose.
Unfortunately it cost an arm and a leg
(Credit to my 9 year old cousin for this)
Police are looking into it.
SUFFOCATION.
NO BREATHING.
My therapist suggested I find an outlet.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg
Because they commited taxi-vasion.
Please don’t become angry and resort to violins if you didn't notice.
I can always count on it.
I am thinking of establishing a holiday resort with gambling facilities.
It’ll be called Pair-A-Dice
He shouted into the room, "Everywhere I go, there's a black bird that sticks to me. He sticks to my fleece jacket, my wool hat, even my velvet gloves!"
The concierge shakes his head and says, "Oh, that's just the Vale crow."
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
All I said was "there's snow jobs available."
Gotta say... these are rough Times.
It was a slippery slope
Brace yourself
So they resorted to arms trading
It was awl-inclusive.
It was a topical vacation
Everyone has such high eggspectations
That's feud for thought!
When I told my coworker she asked how can men run naked without wearing any support.
Of course I said, it isn't hard.
They resorted to cannonballism.
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
Your last resort should be assisting your victim in whatever they are doing.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
One said to the other, “this taste funny.”
It was in a dense forest, and the instructor was waiting for me when I arrived. I pulled out my compass, but he laughed and shook his head. "That won't work here, you know," he said, pointing at my compass. "What do you mean?" I asked, "This is an orienteering course, isn't it?" "Ja, it is an orienteering course, but you can a compass not use." I was very puzzled at this point, and I questioned, "Why?" "There are too many Poles."
My family was driving around looking for our hotel room. They have multiple buildings labeled with letters. We are in building L, but we're having a really hard time finding it. So my dad yells out the window, "Where the L is it?"
I met my wife at a travel agency. She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
"Guys, that's our last resort."
It was our last resort...
No, wait, that’s not it. She said it was her last resort.
That way, I can be a magnet magnate.
I was shopping for clocks and rulers, but unfortunately they were sold out of both.
I have resorted to making my own.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Papa Roach: Suffocation, no breathing.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
