Breaking news! They're renaming the Henry brand of hoovers....
They'll be called J Edgar from now on
I'm renaming our pets to Internet and Online.
Maybe then the kids will play with them.
Renaming the charity closet at school...
Our school offers "gently used" semi-formal wear for kids who can't afford to get new things for every dance. It was originally called "my sister's closet" but then It started carrying boys' clothes too, and they wanted a name that didn't sound like a boy might be borrowing his sister's clothes for a formal dance.
"We want something catchy" a student said. "Like...my cousin's closet."
I piped in. "How about the small pox closet? There's not many things more catchy than small pox!"
Single word reaction after an exasperated groan: "no."
“Rigor mortis” should be renamed “die hard”
If Dollar Tree stocked "golden calf" figurines, it might be renamed "I Dollar Tree."
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
They should rename national anthems to...
Reddit coins should be called Creddit
Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and Karma to creddit
Hope we can make this happen! Also I don't know where else to post this
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Our friend Chuck hasn’t contacted us for months, so we renamed him Huck.
We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..
When I first heard the proposal to rename Oklahoma City after Ohio, I was confused as to why anyone would want that. But after hearing someone explain the logic behind it, I thought to myself:
I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.
This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.
Petition to rename the /r/insaneparents subreddit
What should be the 2017 Oscars La la Land - Moonlight controversy renamed as?
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
My goldfish looked really skinny, so I added some steroids to the aquarium water.
Now things are Hunky Dory.
During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.
Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.
It used to be called Swordsylvania, but the mightier Penns took over and renamed it Pennsylvania.
I hear that Audi is going to rename their pickups for the US market by calling it the Audi Pardner.
I renamed my IPod "Titanic"
It's syncing as we speak.
They should rename Ambien to Pmbien
That new caffeinated water should be renamed as H2Joe
Can we please rename wet dreams to Nut-mares?
They should rename necrophilia to intercorpse
Corn mazes should be renamed
What should the share button on Reddit be renamed to ?
Push-ups should be renamed to "kneel arm-strong"
What did Trump rename the title of "Illegal Alien" to?
Amazon should rename the Kindle the In-Audible.
How could you rename Musk's Roadster once it enters a planetary atmosphere?
If im ever sent to jail im going to rename myself Mitochondria
This is to let people know I'm the powerhouse of the cell
Why did the road get renamed "Hipster Avenue?"
Because it was too main Street.
Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;
There are no canaries there either.
I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
My son refused to go to sleep
I told him he was guilty of resisting a rest.
Rename Hurricane Florence to "cowboys"
If we ever start colonizing other planets, I propose that we rename the Internet to the PlaNet.
They really should rename hot dogs to hot wolves
They always come in packs
Do you know what they should rename a mugshot?
I’m going to rename my tears “Pixar shorts” because it’s the only time I cry.
I renamed my IPod to Titanic.
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