Breaking news! They're renaming the Henry brand of hoovers....

They'll be called J Edgar from now on

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I'm renaming our pets to Internet and Online.

Maybe then the kids will play with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ripplemon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Renaming the charity closet at school...

Our school offers "gently used" semi-formal wear for kids who can't afford to get new things for every dance. It was originally called "my sister's closet" but then It started carrying boys' clothes too, and they wanted a name that didn't sound like a boy might be borrowing his sister's clothes for a formal dance.

"We want something catchy" a student said. "Like...my cousin's closet."

I piped in. "How about the small pox closet? There's not many things more catchy than small pox!"

Single word reaction after an exasperated groan: "no."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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β€œRigor mortis” should be renamed β€œdie hard”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tooting-Orca
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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If Dollar Tree stocked "golden calf" figurines, it might be renamed "I Dollar Tree."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I tried to rename a twig

It wouldn't stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarguyF1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuShogun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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They should rename national anthems to...

...Country music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anxious_Gay99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Reddit coins should be called Creddit
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and Karma to creddit

Hope we can make this happen! Also I don't know where else to post this

View Poll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadaraUchiha1423
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Our friend Chuck hasn’t contacted us for months, so we renamed him Huck.

Because long time no C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..

..Deficiteroles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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When I first heard the proposal to rename Oklahoma City after Ohio, I was confused as to why anyone would want that. But after hearing someone explain the logic behind it, I thought to myself:

OH, OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loosecashews
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.

This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooterscuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Petition to rename the /r/insaneparents subreddit

To /r/kincancer

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What should be the 2017 Oscars La la Land - Moonlight controversy renamed as?

DilEmma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My goldfish looked really skinny, so I added some steroids to the aquarium water.

Now things are Hunky Dory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.

Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolindbe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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It used to be called Swordsylvania, but the mightier Penns took over and renamed it Pennsylvania.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gullies
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I hear that Audi is going to rename their pickups for the US market by calling it the Audi Pardner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisatlake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I renamed my IPod "Titanic"

It's syncing as we speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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They should rename Ambien to Pmbien
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mapguy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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That new caffeinated water should be renamed as H2Joe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maryclaireee7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Can we please rename wet dreams to Nut-mares?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgdgdgdgcooh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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They should rename necrophilia to intercorpse
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Corn mazes should be renamed

Maize mazes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexrazz93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What should the share button on Reddit be renamed to ?

Spreddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNightFox24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Push-ups should be renamed to "kneel arm-strong"
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What did Trump rename the title of "Illegal Alien" to?

Trespacito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIamMothManx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Amazon should rename the Kindle the In-Audible.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/resmungomandinga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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How could you rename Musk's Roadster once it enters a planetary atmosphere?

Tesla-steroid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcommunicant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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If im ever sent to jail im going to rename myself Mitochondria

This is to let people know I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaraghJohn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Seahorse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocoBandicoot99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Why did the road get renamed "Hipster Avenue?"

Because it was too main Street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leonidas0423
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;

There are no canaries there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My son refused to go to sleep

I told him he was guilty of resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titusdecker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Rename Hurricane Florence to "cowboys"

It won't touchdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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If we ever start colonizing other planets, I propose that we rename the Internet to the PlaNet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndroidScript
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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They really should rename hot dogs to hot wolves

They always come in packs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swearing-pants
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Do you know what they should rename a mugshot?

Your cellfie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadiain
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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I’m going to rename my tears β€œPixar shorts” because it’s the only time I cry.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I renamed my IPod to Titanic.

It’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-One-Person2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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