In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.

You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.

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In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiorzol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadatyaba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Polar bears only live in the Arctic, and Arctic means β€œnear the bear” while Antarctic means β€œnot near the bear"

So I guess you could say the Antarctic is the un-bear-a-pole region!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterboris1
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?

Stake n shake!

(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieHeyHeyHeyOh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"

He should really be called Uncle.

Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"

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So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.

I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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A blind man walks into a bar

Then he walks into a table

Then he walks into a table leg

Then he walks into wood

Then he walks into wood cells

Then he walks into wood DNA

Then he walks into a molecule

Then he walks into a atom

Then he walks into a qwark

Then he walks into a cosmic string

Then he walks into a multiverse

Then he walks into a universe

Then he walks into a galactic supercluster

Then he walks into a galaxy

Then he walks into a stellar system

Then he walks into a planet

Then he walks into a continent

Then he walks into a country

Then he walks into a region

Then he walks into a city

Then he walks into a street

Then he walks into a bar

ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Arab_Obama_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....

He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?

The pal region.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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It’s only a dad joke if it’s from the D’Adjoque region of France. Otherwise it’s just a bad pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chooboto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:

Moravia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OratioFidelis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What is the best regional psychedelic ska music in the states?

Iowaska

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realfleshperson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Seismologists predict a 9.2 magnitude earthquake will hit the Horn of Africa region.

It will really shake Djibouti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Historyguy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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TIL: There is a tiny region in Qatar that is yet to be electrified.

It’s called acoustic Qatar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I just don’t know why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3chnophile
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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You know when you sneeze and that tiny region in your brain really lights up

There's a small part of me that really enjoys that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownloadSerpaint
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I've often thought of moving away from the big city to the Occitanie region

but then I realize there's just too much Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nongshim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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The French government have announced they will no longer be exporting any goods produced in the South-East region of the country

This is why we can't have Nice things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ervin_Pepper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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Whipped this one out at work

One of my coworkers is a transsexual. He (formerly she) was telling me about some of his struggles.

"I had to go up to the corporate level in order to be able to use the restroom. Some people here were uncomfortable with me using either the mens or women's room when they found out."

"So, what you're telling me is. You had to fight for your right to potty?"

At first he facepalmed and sighed, admittedly I was a little worried I might have offended him... But he did get a chuckle out of it.

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I was told my jokes were cheesy

I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xplanox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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What's the most smelly part of town?

The ol' factory region.

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Rick and Morty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaturStoned
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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[request] What cultures and countries today are proud of their puns?

This is not so much a request for a pun. I had heard that there was a town in the Scandinavian region that was known for their puns, and that this was recognized throughout the country. This was a part of a larger conversation about puns in general and the fact that they are typically frowned upon in english, while many other languages celebrate the pun, and are in fact more pun-prone due to the structure of the language.

However, I cannot remember where I heard this, I believe it was a podcast, but I cannot recall.

So, what cultures celebrate the pun, and do you know of any cities or towns known for their puns?

Thanks :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcraftt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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My sister said she felt so lousy yesterday, she stood in bed all day

I told her if she felt that bad, she should have laid down in bed all day.

Note: I have no idea if using "stood" for an irregular past tense of "stay" is a regional thing or what, but I've been hearing it my whole life. (I'm in Brooklyn.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2016
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When I was young I joined the Civil Air Patrol CAP for short

My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zac_is_awesome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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Dadjokes go under-appreciated on Facebook

A friend of mine is giving away two tickets to the Regions Tradition in Birmingham, and posted a status on Facebook seeing if there were any takers. His phrasing:

"Who do I know that is a big golf fan?"

Well, I couldn't let this one go.

"I don't like big golf, but I'm a huge fan of mini golf".

At least one person in the status thought I was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/studionashvegas
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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Walking my daughter to school this morning...

...and I was quizzing her before her social studies test. "What was the major language group spoken in our region?" "Siouan." "They must've been great lawyers." "What?" "They're Siouan that guy; they're Siouan this guy..." "groan" Mission accomplished! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyzylwork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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It wasn't on purpose

My father had been in a phase where all he'd drink was wine from the Rhine region of Germany.

When the waiter at the Chinese restaurant asked what we wanted for drinks, my father, knowing that not all restaurants carry it, asked "Do you have Rhine?"

Waiter: Yes, of course

Dad: Ok, great, I'll have that!

Waiter (looking confused): Ahh, ok, you want red rine, or white rine?

Dad: uhh.. how about merlot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natrous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2014
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When my Dad measured his BMI

He peered at the results, curious but clearly not very concerned. 25.8. Just in the overweight region.

He looked at me and said with a wry smile: "damn, I gotta grow".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicyatom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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I never thought my Mexican father would pull on one me.

Then again, I'm quite oblivious to his subtle jokes, but I think this one takes the cake:

So anyway, the other day he had me look something up for him on my laptop. Occasionally, my mouse pad lags and this was one of those times. I began to rub my finger to get it to work when my dad lays this one one me: "ΒΏTiene comezΓ³n o quΓ©?" Which is roughly translated to: "Is it(the laptop) itchy or what?"

Now, I'm sure if I was a dude and my dad was one of those dads, he would've said something along the lines of my laptop's mouse pad being equivalent to a woman's nether regions. But that might just be the way I think.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slutallitits
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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