The College Board announced today that it will be dropping the essay section from the SAT.

It’ll now just be called the T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tietjen1209
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Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
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What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?

Squidward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persons1001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, β€œGet out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.

The bartender says, β€œHey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”

The rope replied, β€œNo. I’m a frayed knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Nigahiga’s comment section: reddit.com/gallery/k1ve7x
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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_lostchild
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was

she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?

Womb raiders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A midget stumbles out of the bar...

He was a little drunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Astonishmium
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenebalism
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.

It was a pans labyrinth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!

In the M section, right after mist.

Thanks HAI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashers132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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The comments section is amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"

Slim to Nun?

(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megad1rt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.

It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OlaviVirtahepo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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A gem I found in the YouTube comment section
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noshaveseptember
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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cow puns in the WCGW comment section
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HereIsNoukster
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Doctor: I’m sorry but I had to remove a section of your colon.

Me;

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyClay1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...

It was A minor error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Sectional identity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricksilber
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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WATT a SHOCKING cOHMment section...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/123R1111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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YOU KNOW YOU’RE A DAD WHEN…

β€’ you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.

β€’ you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure you’ll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.

β€’ you change your car’s oil exactly every 2,000 miles.

β€’ mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.

β€’ you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.

β€’ your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Why are the women in the Trump family called the brass section?

Because they’re Trump-ettes

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Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..

It's all because of the Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire

I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Isreal lit in the comment section
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finnick420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Vitamin C-Section v.redd.it/7gsm8ecnw3o21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flame2074
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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When the comment section is puntastic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtyDrogoz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Police were called to the local grocery store today

A man walked into the produce section and took a leek.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamugo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"

"I have my Riesens!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeexterminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elarandra
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pocher123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I asked the librarian if she could show me to the self-help section

She said that would defeat the purpose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Pinn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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The comment section really took off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeNukem111111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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How do whales give birth?

A Sea-section. πŸ™ƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwelshy19v2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?

C.I.D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadacolt45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...

but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeWunderY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Cross section of the Milky Way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaykirsch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I once read a book about WD-40.

It was in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Predestinatural
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Dadjokes are without question the best jokes in the world and let me write why in the comment section.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NightRieder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do cats like to read?

Catalogs...my nephew told me this one today and I genuinely chuckled a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enginerrsarekool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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