Because all the leaves are brown.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
Officers have nothing to go on.
Police said he'd topped himself
Guess they needed an emergency service.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
He said,” All I felt was pane.”
Its a pretty good deal
They took a huge slice of the profits
He's just bought himself a Holy Davidson.
Police have called SWAT team.
'Fringe Benefits'
They didn’t like my critter sizing.
All the signs were there.
I said I would be a mess without him.
A man walked into the produce section and took a leek.
It was just one ting after another.
She wants to quit while she's a head.
We just call him Rev.
"Here's your Nickleback."
Looks like they are too busy today
Let me check....mate
Good sit go.
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
Its ok though, they caught the guy, there was an iWitness.
There was nothing coming out of the nozzle. I walked to the kiosk and i said, have you got your pumps on? He said, no, I'm wearing flip-flops
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
People are expecting a big turnip at the funeral.
I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are “Out of Order”
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
He must’ve been knackered, even his mum couldn’t wake him up
...tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.
They agreed it was a naan-starter
They quickly became the centaur of attention
Son: “Dad, put me down, you’re embarrassing me.”
It was for a good gauze.
He was cap-sized.
Time does fly when you’re having fun!
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
So is the piano shop owner next door.
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
