If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids

then it behooves you to become a centaur.

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👤︎ u/twitchard
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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My friend creates hybrid animals. She made a cow with human glutes. It turned out to be so cute!

I really like to look at her butt-ox!

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📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.

So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.

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📅︎ May 25 2020
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Rip 😢
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What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?

The antichimera mechanism.

(I don't know how obscure this is, but if it doesn't make sense click this link)

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👤︎ u/Asmor
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?

It's pretty bat-ass!

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👤︎ u/Tippydaug
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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What do you call a hybrid between an elephant and a rhino?

'Elliphino

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📅︎ Feb 25 2018
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damn, those barriers must be really strong
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👤︎ u/glasstea04
📅︎ Apr 01 2018
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What do you call a man with a pace maker and irritable bowel syndrome?

A gas electric hybrid.

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👤︎ u/zoolilba
📅︎ May 16 2015
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My jag

My jaguar hybrid runs on Li-ions though.

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👤︎ u/jonstew
📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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