1 month old daughter crying for a half hour straight...

Me: picks her up

1mo: stops crying

Wife: How did you do that?

Me: Well, I do have more experience than you with picking up girls.

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Did you know all ink pens can write UNDERWATER?

They can write all kinds of words.

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