ReCycle Puns

A list of puns related to "ReCycle"

ME: Can I recycle these beer empties here? LADY: To be perfectly honest, we have a dedicated entrance just for aluminum containers.

ME: I appreciate your can door.

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👤︎ u/magister-j
📅︎ May 11 2023
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I hate working the can crusher at the recycle plant.

It's soda-pressing.

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👤︎ u/Neil_Merathyr
📅︎ Feb 21 2023
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From my son: what do you call a ball that you can recycle?

recycla-ball...

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👤︎ u/_Molasses
📅︎ Oct 09 2022
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If you recycle rubber enough times…

Eventually it gets retired.

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👤︎ u/supercman99
📅︎ Feb 25 2022
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Have you ever listened to the contents of your Windows Recycle Bin?

Don't... It sounds like trash

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👤︎ u/munzter
📅︎ Feb 21 2022
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How do you recycle toilet paper?

You beat the crap out of it.

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👤︎ u/whitt_wan
📅︎ Feb 01 2022
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My buddy was crushing cans to recycle for cash.

It was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/theMeatman7
📅︎ Jul 25 2021
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I can't recycle a broken window with regular glass bottles in my town.

It's a pane.

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👤︎ u/peterburk
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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Me: Honey, did you recycle the old computer, or just throw it in the trash?

My boyfriend: Neither. I put it on the .com-post.

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👤︎ u/HazelNutt125
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call birds you can recycle?

Two cans.

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👤︎ u/Z_Murray33
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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I don't understand people who don't recycle.

Why would you buy a bike and only ride it once?

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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The mafia is forcing me to recycle

They made me an offer I can refuse

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👤︎ u/naclbetter
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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You should know you can help to recycle dead batteries and return them in most supermarkets

It's free of charge

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👤︎ u/BenderDeLorean
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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When I went to get my prescription, I gave the tech an empty bottle to recycle or whatever. She said, some people like to keep the bottles to put nails and screws in...

I said I don't have too many loose screws.

She smiled.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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If you fall off your bike, get back on. You should recycle
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👤︎ u/KATLKRZY
📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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What birds should you recycle?

Toucans

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👤︎ u/RealDog65
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Where has the recycle bin?
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👤︎ u/Wabbbit7
📅︎ Nov 19 2016
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