My wife indignantly asked, "What's so funny?!" when she heard me giggling after she ripped a rather ripe and putrid fart.

I replied, "Your gas is as good as mine!"

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My grandfather's go to when we ask him how he's doing

Like a tight pair of pants. Ready to rip.

Probably more of a quirky comeback rather than a dad joke, but I hope you all appreciate it.

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Dad joked my mom

We were watching Criminal Minds and there was a woman who had her head ripped off by a barbed wire noose and a car. My mom flipped over it, because it was rather gruesome, and I looked over and said "damn, she really lost her head on that one."

Mother wasn't impressed.

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