A list of puns related to "Rather Ripped"
I replied, "Your gas is as good as mine!"
Like a tight pair of pants. Ready to rip.
Probably more of a quirky comeback rather than a dad joke, but I hope you all appreciate it.
We were watching Criminal Minds and there was a woman who had her head ripped off by a barbed wire noose and a car. My mom flipped over it, because it was rather gruesome, and I looked over and said "damn, she really lost her head on that one."
Mother wasn't impressed.
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