Breaking News: Cornwall has been placed in Tier 4 lockdown.

Hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.

Apparently the Arrrr rate has increased dramatically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?

They have a high rate of return

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drmt23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I decided to invest in boomerangs...

...I hear they have a high rate of return.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hitokirizac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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Why do dogs invest in tennis balls?

They have a high rate of return.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkmoona_Matata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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